Filipina Bar Girls
That’s right. I said understanding the Filipina Bar Girls! I have
finally figured it out. It is so easy! The Filipina Bar Girls are motivated
What is IT, you ask? What is the magical IT that every Filipina Bar Girl
IT is whatever a bar girl deems is the most important thing in her life
(here comes the key part to understanding everything) right at that moment
of time. In other words, The Filipina bar girl is only motivated by some
outside factor that is influencing her the moment any type of decision
Think about it. Just what is the daily life cycle of the typical Filipina
Bar Girl? And I use the term Filipina bar girl as opposed to their sisters
in Thailand or Burma or Korea, or wherever as the Filipina bar girls
are unique on this planet and has a mix of cultures and social norms
and morays the don’t quite match up with any other bar girl.
Just one example of this is the Filipina bar girls are for the most part
Catholic as opposed to their Thai bar girl cousin who is influenced by
the teachings of Buddha. Not that and Filipina bar girl understands what
it means to be Catholic, they just understand that Catholicism is what
they are and when it is time to speak of religion or it is Holy Week
or some other religious holiday, they all follow the Catholic dogma as
best they can.
So anyway, the daily life cycle of the Filipina Bar Girl is a simple
one. The Filipina Bar Girl at some point of the day wakes up. This is
usually some time during the hot part of the day if they were not barfined
the previous night. That is the first example of an immediate influence.
The sun forces them to wake up and do something… anything to beat
the heat. Some will shower, some will wash clothes, some will go find
a short time, while others just sit and vegetate. Here is the problem…
The Bored Filipina Bar Girls
A bored Filipina Bar Girl has nothing better to do than gossip and talk
with other Filipina Bar Girls. And guess what they are talking about?
The Filipina Bar Girls share stories about tips or the latest cell phone
their Yahoo guy bought them or how much Western Union they are receiving
and how they got the poor sap to give them money…
Honey, I don’t know what to do. My mom is so sick and I can’t
pay for her hospital…”
So the IT is money right now and that affects you.
Next they go shopping…
That hat is cute, isn’t it?” and with those fateful words
she buys a hat which in turns makes her bar girl friend buy that hat
and some bar girls see that hat and they buy the same hat. It’s
like all the Girls in town shop at the same place. You can
see trends come and go so fast. But the IT now is style and “keeping
up with the Jones”. Or should I say, “Keeping up with the
Next the Filipina Bar Girls are hungry. They will spend more of your
money and the only thing that matters is getting food. Don’t try
to talk to a Filipina Bar Girl when she is hungry. They are single minded
focused on one thing at a time. The Filipina Bar Girl is NOT multi tasking!
Next is getting ready for work and then back in the bar.
Make a little love, do a little dance, get down tonight…
Then at some point (again depending if she got barfined or not) the Filipina
Bar Girl goes to sleep. The whole cycle starts over again. A very simple
Now you throw anything into that mix and it is paramount you understand
that the IT will be whatever that thing is. No load for her cell? She
will try to get pasa load out of you. Her friend is having yet another
crisis? She will ignore you. Mom is putting more guilt on her? She will
try to get money from you. It is raining? She will not meet you.
Whatever is in the Filipina Bar girl’s life right at that moment
will influence her decisions more than the average person. While you
plan ahead and it rains so you have an umbrella and it does not effect
you, the bold Filipina will not worry about rain until it actually
Get IT? When you get IT everything else falls into place and you will
avoid all those arguments before with Filipina Bar Girls. No more will
you say things like, “What? Your mom is sick again? But what happened
to that 200 dollars I sent you last week? Didn’t you save any?”
You will still think these things, but you will not say them. Because
now you too know and understand the Filipina Bargirls.