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Interview With A Filipina

Interview with MARYANN

1.) Why did you come to Angeles?

I come to Angeles because I want to help my family and to have a

better life. I want to find a foreigner boyfriend, and they can support

me what I need. Because we are a poor family and I really want to give a

better life to my parents .

2.) Why did you get job in Chatroom?

I not want to work in a bar dancing. I get job in chatroom because my cousin worked before in chatroom and she tell me about the job.

3.) How long before you found a boyfriend?

I find a boyfriend in chatroom after more than 3 months. And I realize its

really hard to find a boyfriend, because I don’t know who is serious to

me. And a lot of guys doing bola bola to the girls all the time.

4.) Why did you choose that guy and what was he like?

I choose that guy because I feel in love with him. He has always time

for me and understand my job. And nice person, then after a couple of

months he suggest me to stop working in web site. And he decided to

support me for not working in chat. He say he like the Filipino woman because they are sweet, kind, and understanding.

5.) What happen when you meet him?

When I meet him its hard for me because I hear that first he go to the province to meet his old girlfriend. It hurt me to know he was in the province with his old girlfriend. This girl is already married to another foreigner. He just said they only a friend. But I didn’t believe what he

saying to me when we meet. Then he come to Angeles with his old girlfriend and we meet. She tell me that her husband know she is with my boyfriend and he OK because he think they are just good friends. Then he get me a computer so I can work in Chatroom from my apartment.

6.) What happen after he left Angeles?

Until he go home on his place until now were still together and I don’t

know if his old girlfriend and him has still communication each other.

I’m just happy working in web site again, I’m trying to find a new boyfriend even if I’m working on my other boyfriend business because it hurt what

he done to me. But I will move on and someday I can find a right guy

for me.

7.) What did you do when you find out he bola bola you?

When I found out he bola bola me of course its really hurt and hard to

forget because I really love him. I want to kill him because I hate

him so much for falling me down. After a few weeks I realize that I need

to survive and make a new life again. So I go back to work for him but na I look for new boyfriend as well.

8.) How is your life now?

I’m still working in web site for my first boyfriend and he give me P15,000 a month include my salary for webchat. My second

Boyfriend send me P10,000 per month. My 3 rd boyfriend send me

P10,000 a month but I said each of them I have only one boyfriend every time they ask me

9.) What happen if 2 of your boyfriend come to Angeles at the same

time?

If my 2 boyfriend come here in Angeles I will meet the one who give

Me a big support. And I will stay with him, of course I will stay with

Him because I love him as well. While my second boyfriend I will lie

To him, I will tell him that I’m going to Manila or province to have a

Short vacation and visit my family .

Thank you MaryAnn.

You are welcome Miss Sinag

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What Brings Us Back

What brings us back to the Philippines again and again????

A question we probably all have struggled with before. It has taken me about 4 or 5 visits to come up with my list of reasons. Maybe some of you will agree and maybe some of you will not, or some of you may even have more personal reasons. Aside from the obvious; puki, pek pek, nookie, pussy, gash, trim even pwet if you prefer…….there are many more deeper and and meaningful reasons.

I fall under the spell of the filipinas for many reasons, not the least of which is the following:

1. I love the way they eat. The way the hold the fork and spoon (never a knife) reminds me of a small child eating with utensils for the first time. They way they mix any sauces of meat juices with their food always makes me giggle and wonder why……they dip their over sized spoon into the sauce and dribble it on a spoonful of rice and eat it, then they repeat. Why oh why cant they just pour it all over their rice is not a question they can answer or even understand. They are expert and pulling apart a steak or ribs or chicken with a spoon and fork (something I have neither the patience nor dexterity to master). Always at the end of the meal they will hoard a little bit of leftovers for their friends back at work, even though they may still be hungry. They are true eating machines if you just let them go, but they do it so gracefully.

2. I love the way they sleep. I think next time I will try an experiment, I will bf a girl at 6 pm and then let her go to sleep right away and see just how long she will sleep. She will wake up, with no alarm, always about 1 1/2 hours before she has to be back to work, allowing time for a shower and a shit (even they wont admit to that). The way they hold you close, as if to make sure you don’t leave them in the middle of the night. The little noises (I guess you could call it snoring) that come from them as they enter deep REM sleep. Sometimes they wake in the night just to stroke your head and cheeks as if to make sure your comfortable, and then they drift off again. In my opinion the are the very definition of CUDDLE.

3. The way they act in public when they are with their man. Always holding your hand, or putting their arm around your waist when your walking…..as if to say to the whole neighborhood “I’m with him, don’t even try to get between us”. If you give them an umbrella in the rain, they will make sure you fit under it as well. If you go shopping they like to hear your opinion, and they try their best to make sure you don’t get cheated and are treated with respect from salespeople. They like to stop and say Hi to their friends at the internet cafes or clothes stalls or beauty shops all the while pulling you along to “show off”, and encouraging their friends to say how “guapo” you are.

4. I love the way they worry. If you don’t feel well, they don’t feel well. If you are sick they want to take care of you. If you are injured they want to heal you. If you are sad they want to make you happy (they can at times tell the funniest jokes and stories). A side note here: One day I caught a cold or some bug from a dancer at ROADHOUSE, I told her I would not be in that night. Several hours later a knock on my door found her standing there with some BIOFLU and some liquid medicine and a guilty look on her face. How can you turn that away, we went back to the bar and I barfined her for the night, she took care of me.

5. I love the way they say goodbye. When it was time for me to leave, they made it so hard I started trying to work out a plan in my head of how I could stay just one more day. They hold on tight and bury their head in your chest, when you pull up their chin, the tears won’t stop. I assured her I would be back, as I have been back for the past 5 years. She smiled and seemed to understand I was not bullshitting her. I wiped her tears and sent her on her way, always turning to wave just one more time.

6. Last but not least. SEX. I don’t believe the term LBFM does these girls justice. When they get “passionate”, there is nothing, I repeat, NOTHING they will not do to please you…..if they like you. They don’t just fuck you then roll over to sleep, they enjoy to the fullest the whole experience, and try to make sure you do also. When the act is complete, you couldn’t pry them away from your arms with a crowbar, once again, the very definition of CUDDLE. This is a tricky one for some people cause I said before “if they like you”. If the girl(s) really like you, then it becomes their mission to make sure you enjoy the sex, and they expect the same from you. If you bf a girl, and you both don’t really enjoy each others company, then don’t bother taking her to bed, your better off grabbing a freelancer for that.

All my reasons are true for me, maybe also for some of you. Some guys just want to have fun, in my opinion they will miss out on the little things that make the trip so much worth repeating year after year. Some things I didn’t bother to list, the food, the people you meet, the different events (CIA – SOB – LOCKINS – POOL PARTY). They all contribute to the ultimate experience for sure, but what I have stated above can be all rolled into one acronym GFE (Girl Friend Experience). I have had girlfriends here in the states, but never the TRUE GFE. It’s a gift native to the Philippines (maybe Thailand also). Some times I think these girls are born with the need to please encoded in their DNA. Whatever the reasons, I’m glad I have met the girls I have met, I’m glad I have been coming here for 5 years and will continue, I’m glad I have met some of the board members and administrators and bar owners and restaurant owners and mamasans and papasans and Expats and foreigners (you ARL guys crack me up all the time).

As a famous general said one time “I will return”, so it is true for me again, and again, and again, until the day I move here or die whichever comes first.

- Kregg

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Deep Thoughts

The other day I was sitting in my den playing TIGER WOODS (2006) as I have done many times, and I noticed that on the 9th hole at St. Andrews my score was abissmal….how can that be, I consistantly score in the mid 40′s (per 18 holes) on this course. First I thought my controller was sticking, then I thought my swing was off, then I checked the wind gauge…….all to no avail. I remember thinking “what the hell are you doing wrong, you need to get your head in the game”, as it was a Tournament and of some importance. Then it struck me, my head WASN’T in the game.

I caught myself thinking about DADDY JERRY’S B-DAY BASH at the Alaska Club, what kinda games for the girls did he have planned. I was thinking about the CIA event at Roadhouse, and how much would they raise this year. I was thinking about the SOB at Confettis, what kind of bacchanalian events would they be holding. I was thinking if the Flamingo has gotten any better since the last time I was there last, as I am staying at the Orchid (as usual). I was trying to remember where exactly ACTION TRAVEL is so I can get my new AE Membership card when Im there. I was wandering if I would actually meet any boardmembers during my barhops. I was wandering if I can still get a bananaque mmmmmmmm.

The common theme is, I was thinking about my upcoming trip to AC (10 days and counting down). Normally I would be unwinding in my den after another drone like day at work (grocery manager). Playing a few rounds of golf on the good old PS2 keeps me from despair in the work-a-day world. For the past several days it has become increasingly difficult to concentrate on anything but “THE TRIP”.

It almost feels like my “cherry trip” all over again. The anticipation is almost unbearable. I actually look forward to boarding that plane and the 4 hour flight to LAX….the 2 hour layover….the 17 hour flight to GUAM….the 1 hour layover….the 5 hour flight to MANILA…..the 2 hour layover (waiting for luggage)….the 2-3 hour drive to Orchid Inn. OMG Im drooling now just thinking about it.

For those of you who live there (in paradise), you may not understand (or maybe you would). How can a trip to the Philippines make a middle aged man feel like a kid again???? Could it be that for a week (in my case 2) he can get away from everything for awhile and relax and do absolutly nothing, no thinking, no decissions, no problems, no nagging, etsc…. Could it be that he will have a chance to experience new culture and see new places and people, try exotic food, etc… I SAY NO. Its because he can go somewhere in the world, other than where he’s at now, spend time with beautiful young girls, drink to his hearts content, meet new friends (hopefully) that have some things in common, eat the same food he gets at home (for the most part). In short my friends, what draws him to the phils is LBFM’s….noone can deny.

I think I’ll go to bed now and have LBFMs dancing in my head. I will try to dream up some new position they have never tried before. I will go over my travel itinerary again. I will wash my clothes I am going to bring and iron my shirts and pants….again. I will make sure all things fit to 2 bags, because there is an extra charge for 3. I must remember to mail the Orchind Inn and make sure I get my AE 10% discount.

Happy mongering all………

Kregg

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Thoughts on Tipping

Tip: A small sum of money given to someone for performing a service; a gratuity.

In the ‘good old days’ in the hospitality industry, a tip was precisely that and most often around 10% of the service cost. It was the catering trade who wrecked the system in the UK, behind the scenes support staff felt waiting staff should share tips with them thus ‘tip pools’ evolved. Once things became organised the bosses adjusted pay rates downward as the staff were making good money from the tips provoking the staff into demanding a ‘guarantee’ on tip income, thus the ‘automatic gratuity’ was born and somehow, in restaurants at least, managed to grow to 12.5%.
As in most things the USA went further, the ‘automatic gratuity’ there seems to be around 18%, ouch!

Thus, what was once intended as a way of saying ‘thank you’ for being particularly nice/efficient/prompt etc has become an expectation merely for performing the task.

Clouding the issue further is the huge difference in the cost of living between our world and that of the Philippine people. A quick example here, the girl sat at the checkout in the supermarket for 10 hours a day, 6 days a week is lucky to have the job yet she takes home UNDER P200 a day. Contrast this with your ‘bride de jour’ who has already received P5-600 from the ‘EWR’ – 3 times what she would earn in a ‘regular’ job. In 2005 the average pay of newly qualified nurses in the RPI was no more that P6,000 a month (P250 a day), a data entry operator managed just over P6,000 a month whilst the elite Systems Analysts averaged a whopping P23,000, yes, still under P1,000 a day. Armed with this knowledge, a ‘customary tip’ would be around P100 to P200 (10 – 20% of the service cost) and that’s being generous as we’ve included the ‘barshare’ in the calculation. Remember, that P200 ‘tip’ is more that the cashier ears a day ‘gross’! Our new member ‘boeby’ talks of the costs of a shag in Amsterdam, some $100, and feels that P1,000 plus is a reasonable tip in Angeles. I wonder if he ‘tips’ his Amsterdam girls $200 after paying $100 for the service?

I would argue that any tip should remain no more than 20% of the service cost AND be given for good service rather than automatically. I would go further by suggesting that gross over-tipping is in fact unkind. We all know how difficult it is to live on a reduced income, whatever your income level you become accustomed to it. Consider for a moment what we are doing to these girls, sooner or later they will be forced to leave the life, what happens to them when they have to get a regular job?

Not only are we making the girl’s life difficult we are also distorting the local economy, we all have our favourite Papasan, an expat often eking out his pension by managing a bar for under P1000 a night. If we visitors have trained the girls to expect P1,000 plus a night for their ‘charms’ we will eventually price the poor guys out of the market!

Tips for EWRs should be tips not ‘Golden Handshakes’ and unless an additional service has been rendered a tip should be no more than 20% of the service cost based upon local pricing

Waitress tipping is also a minefield as using the 10-20% rule here can be a little silly. Lets take the example of a group of 3 or 4 guys out barhopping, one bill could easily be P1000 plus, particularly if there are a few LD’s. Is P100 – 200 realistic as you’d be giving her an extra day’s wages in one hit! I tend to work on the basis of P20 – 50 max.

In restaurants I work on the basis of ‘persons served’ between P20 & P50 a head so a luxury restaurant with a party of 4 it would be at least P200 as tips are often pooled with the ‘back office’ i.e. kitchen. I’d be interested to hear Chef Chris’s comments on this one.

Remember guys, a tip should be a ‘thank you’ not a poisoned chalice.

- Binro

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Seduction Devices ….. Tickle Your Fancy ?

Nope, I’m not talking of ‘pocket rockets’ or MP3 players, but about devices used to entertain/amuse/seduce bar girls.

kregg6483′s comments about carving a face on a cucumber and taking it into the bars and talking to it were so interesting it seemed worthwhile expanding on the theme. Whilst on first reading you might think his idea is completely ‘cuckoo’, it is actually not as many old hands will tell you. Think about it for a moment, these girls stand on a stage up to 10 hours a day shuffling their feet to the same old music being leered at by older guys. The only break they get is being called down for a drink and maybe a stilted conversation which always seems to follow the same lines, what’s your name, how old are you, where are you from?

Most of the girls have had a rudimentary education, have never travelled abroad and have only a basic grasp of English, certainly not enough to grasp anything beyond the simplest joke. Worse, the newer girls, having had little experience of foreigners are slightly frightened of us.

As we all know, laughter is the best ice-breaker there is so how do we make them laugh? Simple, with visual humour. Benny Hill was a master at this along with Eric Sykes and more latterly Rowan Atkinson with his ‘Mr Bean’. Lets consider Mr Bean for a moment, he has to be the dumbest guy around with the situations he gets himself into yet he is funny. Thus a guy who walks into a bar and plonks down a cucumber with a face on it and talks to it . . . . well he is ‘dumb’ as well. The magic here is that it IS a cucumber rather than a glove-puppet that makes it work so well.

Over the years I’ve used many ‘ice-breaking’ devices as have my friends. I remember about my 2nd or 3rd trip to Angeles I had a ‘malibog meter’, in truth an illuminated bow tie. A guy wearing a tie is odd, a bow tie is odder and one that lights up is plain crazy. Thus on entering a bar, the tie was noticed and the girls would get curious. Eventually a waitress or whatever would ask what it is/why I’m wearing it and I would reply “It’s a Malibog Meter”, when I get malibog it lights up.

Of course if they wanted a demonstration they would have to make me malibog. At first just a flicker thus they started to compete with each other to get a brighter reaction. Needless to say in 9 cases out of 10 I’d have a dozen girls around me all thrusting their susus in my face and their hands down my trousers.

At one time in Thailand I stuck an 18″ long balloon inside one trouser leg. Most Thai bar girls grope the “crown jewels” within 2 minutes of sitting down, and obviously were shocked to discover such a monster. Some would even run away but within minutes a crowd would appear all eager for a grope!

Little clockwork ‘Willies’ are always good value, a titi walking across the stage really cracks the girls up. Pretty well anything works as long as it’s different and novel, in other words don’t all turn up with the same gag!

Uncle ‘Haniball’, an occasional contributor here, was a past master at amusing bar girls, he had an uncanny ability to maintain a dead-pan expression whilst telling the most outrageous stories. I’ve seen him reluctantly confess to being a Consultant Gynaecologist and allow himself to be persuaded to conduct an on the spot examination, another time he had injured his back sky-diving and so on. We once photographed each other wearing clerical collars (dog collars), printed business cards with the picture calling ourselves ‘Bishop’ or ‘Monsignor’, and explained to Thai Bar Girls that we were travelling ‘incognito’. Thus we could avoid being pestered for barfines if we wanted or allow ourselves to be ‘corrupted’. I fondly remember sitting in Rose Bar in Nana Plaza, (a small bar with a reputation for orally skilled ladies) with a couple of girls desperate to ‘corrupt’ a priest right there in the bar.

Another chum of mine would pull the ‘blind-man’ stunt, thus being allowed to get very ‘bold’ with his hands (even with cherry girls) whilst ‘seeing what they look like’. Stunts like this do, however, require straight-faced companions.

Whatever you do, try and be original and if the gag/stunt requires a team select them carefully, one snigger at the wrong moment and it’s blown. The rewards that come later back at the hotel room are always, in my experience, worth the effort.

- Binro

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How I Became Addicted to Asian Bar Girls

A Bar Girl Hunters Cherry Story

Intoduction to the thai / filipina bar girl.

Six months ago I would have laughed at anybody who suggested that I might ever become addicted to a lbfm as asian bar girls are called. I would have laughed even louder had it been suggested that I go on a sex tour. I was just your average middle-aged European male with wife and kids off his hands, a good income and yet an empty life as far as romance was concerned. The only women who seemed to be available were cast-offs with far too much baggage in terms of both kids AND padding.

It all started at a photo gallery, I’d gone to an ‘opening’ with the latest ‘prospect’, a rather drab 30-something career-girl who’s only real attraction was a solid chest which just shows how desperate I was getting. At least the booze was free and I might get lucky later. The pictures were interesting, all ‘figure studies’ as nude pictures are politely called, well shot too, none of the ghastly modern style of oblique angles and washed-out colour. Most stunning of all was an Asian nude, I just could not take my eyes off her, all the label said was ‘filipina bargirl’.

When my date went off to the CR I just had to go back and take another look at the nude asian, it’s a long time since a photo has given me a ‘woody’! I wondered just how accurate the description of filipina bargirl was, was she a bar girl and if so, were all bar girls like that and even more important, were they truly available to balding, middle-aged Lotharios on a sex tour?

Over dinner I just couldn’t get the asian nude out of my head and thus it was hardly surprising that the evening ended up a wash-out. I head off home and rather than finishing off the night in front of the TV I get onto the internet. I’d seen the odd documentary, one about an mail order asian bride outfit, another exposing an ageing pop star who’d gone to Cambodia on a sex tour, so such a thing as a sex vacation did exist. Our Sunday tabloids often referred to Pattaya as a sex tour destination so that seemed a good starting point. Pattaya Thailand doesn’t have an airport, the nearest being Bangkok which I also recall as a notorious sex tour destination.

My lbfm Eyes are Opened

I hit paydirt the moment I try a google search on Pattaya, this place is obviously a major player in the sex vacation league, a few websites offering a guided sex tour, seems every girl in Pattaya is a lbfm (now understood as Little Brown Fucking Machine), if I want such a girl Thailand is the place to go.

I wont bore you dear reader with the hours of trawling I did, just try searching key phrases like lbfm, sex vacation, thai bar girl , or broaden your scope by trying filipina bar girl or just asian bar girl. But I will offer a few tips to save you a lot of time. The first is all searches lead eventually to websites like Asian Escapades or TSM where for a subscription you can save yourself an awful lot of trawling! Spend the money, it saves time. The second tip is to decide early on whether you merely want to boink or whether you want to go the asian mail order bride route, from what I gleaned on TSM and AE some guys prefer to find a respectable career girl rather than filipina or thai bargirls.

Filipina bar girl vs. Thai bar girl?

I spent the next week reading acres of trip reports all with a common theme, sex with a lbfm, whether it is in Pattaya, Bangkok, Manila, Jakarta, Batam, or Cambodia is better than we are used to and is fun with a capital F!

Amazing how an asian nude, within a week has me booking a trip half-way across the world to sample the delights of an lbfm. Having read so much about both filipina bargirls as well as thai bargirls I decided to go to Bangkok, Pattaya and Manila. Thai Aiways offered a good deal of UK, Bangkok, Manila, UK so I booked with them. The only slight catch was the return journey in that I had an 8.5 hour stopover in Bangkok but then I saw it as another chance to compare one lbfm with another, kinda filipina bargirl vs thai bar girl LOL.

Off on a LBFM Vacation

I hate flying long-haul but the 12 plus hours pass quickly, helped a lot by the upgrade to Business Class. I’d flashed my Star Alliance Gold card just to use the dedicated check-in desk rather than queue but it seems that Thai have a slightly more appreciative attitude towards f/fs and upgraded me with a smile (either that or their computer hadn’t detected that I’d had my quota for that year). The stewardess serving me was a beautiful girl, thailand here I cum.

There At Last

6am is hardly the best time to arrive anywhere, particularly after a long flight but anticipation kept me going. Immigration was a breeze and soon I’m wheeling my luggage out to find the pre-booked car. Tsm reports had pointed me to a relaxed hotel group called ‘Grand President’, located conveniently off Sukhumvit Road in Soi 11. It seemed a good location with landmarks like Soi 7 Beergarden and Nana Plaza off one way and Soi Cowboy about the same distance the other way.

I’m soon in the car and 30 mins later I’m checking in. I take a power nap rather than sleep for too long as I need to acclimatise and defeat the jet-lag. Unpacking and then a little brunch takes me through to early afternoon and time to set off for my first thailand girl! I head down Soi 11 and turn right into Sukhumvit road. I walk gently not only because it’s very hot but also because the pavement is wall to wall stalls selling everything from fake rolex watches to knock-off designer clothes.

The Bangkok Soapy

I eventually spot Soi 4 across the road and cross over then walk past the infamous Nana Plaza and turn right into a car park by the Raja Hotel. I’m heading to Annies, a massage parlour specialising in the Thai slip & slide massage – the soapy. Up a flight of stairs and I’m in paradise. A small bar with a kinda ‘fishbowl’ at the end full of thai bar girls. The M.O. is to choose a girl and tell the mamasan her number then you can either have a drink in the bar with the girl or just head off to the room. I have the drink, my choice takes hers and heads off to prepare the room. My first Singha slips down nicely and I’m soon naked, lying on an air bed, covered in soapy water with a cute thai bar girl sliding all over me . . .

I think I’ve died and gone to heaven, just gazing at this cute asian nude slipping and sliding all over me is enough let alone the feeling of the cute tits teasing my todger. Eventually I get rinsed off, dried and led to the bed for a bit of BJ action followed by a boink. Thai bar girls as well as massage girls are safety conscious and always have condoms though they are rather small so I was glad I had the foresight to bring a large supply of Durex. After a very satisfying (although short LOL) coupling I lay back and enjoyed a gentle massage.

Once dressed, I gave her a Bht 500 tip (generous as the Bht1500 bar girl fee is ‘all inclusive’ ) but I felt in a generous mood.

I head off out into the afternoon heat and back up Sukhumvit Road to Soi 7 and the famous Soi 7 Beergarden. The format here is slightly different, although a bar they don’t have bar girls, just dozens of freelancers hanging about in the hope of finding a generous ‘friend’. I sit at a table and order a snack and another Singha and survey the lbfm meat market. The trick here is to avoid direct eye contact until you spot a bar girl you really fancy then catch her eye and she’ll soon slide over to join you if she’s interested. After ! False start I find a cute girl and spend some time getting to know her. She was more than happy with a bowl of ice cream and eventually we settled on a short time with the fee left in the air as “up to me”. Asian bar girls are fastidiously clean, she heads to the shower and has a good scrub then drags me in as well (at this rate I’m going to get wrinkled skin LOL). I get another very erotic massage and then a BBBJ. I’m in no hurry for anything else and my thai lbfm seems happy watching tv so I doze for a bit. Eventually I’m ready for a bit of boinking and manage to last a decent time! After another good scrub she dresses and I give her Bht 1,000 plus a 50 “for tuk-tuk”, I get a nice wai in return and off she goes. Soon after I crash out and sleep through till next morning.

Eden Club

Next afternoon I head off to the Eden Club. This is a sort of bar, has thai bar girls but is not an a-go-go. It’s claim to fame is no nonsense hardcore action. Bi girls, girl on girl action, sex-toys you name it they do it. I pick a bar girl and let her choose her running mate and off we go to a room. Thai bar girls are renowned for their work ethic, Eden Club girls go the extra mile. I achieved another first here, my first 3-holer thai bar girl! It was something like Bht1,700 per girl, worth every Baht as by the time I left I was drained.

That evening I head up to Soi Cowboy and the a-go-go bars. Thai bar girls don’t as a general rule speak much english but they can all manage a few questions like ‘what your name’ & ‘where you flom’ and of course ‘buy me lady-drink’ and ‘we go barfine’. Barfines range from Bht300 up and the girls want Bht1k upwards for short-time, Bht 2k upwards for longtime though this is hard to get in some bars. Many are interested in S/T only. Again the figure varies according to the bar, their looks, your looks AND your negotiating skills. I’m heading off to Pattaya the next day where prices are a little lower and I’ve had one S/T today so I decide to just enjoy the scenery and a few beers before heading down to Nana and finding a freelancer at closing time for ‘long time’.

All the bars close around 2am and after that there are lots of off-duty thai bar girls and other freelancers to be found on Sukhumvit, the Grace Coffee shop and all around Soi 4 (Soi Nana). I drift around the crowds and after a couple of false-starts, find a cute thai bar girl who is looking for a comfortable bed for the night. Another good service provider who even woke me in the morning with a nice BBBJ. I don’t lay around although tempted as today I head for Pattaya, wall to wall lbfms and pattaya bar girls are cheaper!

Pattaya for more fun and more bar girls

After packing I check out and leap into the car for Pattaya. It’s a bit slow getting to the highway but then it is the middle of the day. Once one the freeway we bowl along and in under 2 hours.

Stay tuned for next part.
A Bar Girl Hunter :-)

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