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I got this green…slime…oozing out of my air con.

Can’t be good, I figure.

I walk up the road, to talk it over with AC’s version of Ned Flanders. “Needs cleaning,” he says, “dust fucks the thing up.”

I knew that - just slipped my mind for 4 years.

“The slime?”

“Dunno. Lemme call the guy I use, he’ll take a look.”

Appointment set for tomorrow morning at 10, I walk home with a righteous sense of accomplishment. We’re gonna have clean air con, I proudly tell Honey Ko. She motions that I am blocking the TV.

The next day around 2:00, it dawns on me they ain’t comin’. No big deal, except the usual pain in the ass of having to “servicepersonproof” the house - securing anything even remotely valuable or breakable.

An hour or so later, I hear something scraping against the outside screen. I swing the inside wooden door open a crack to have a look…

“Yeah?”

Two guys standing there, one wearing a big smile and a stained wife beater - other looks like he’s been sleeping in a air duct. “Hello, Sir,” holding up a rag-filled plastic bucket with a hole in it. “Air con clean Sir? Air con clean?”

Fuck me . I smell a rat. These guys can’t be real. This thing’s got that asshole Tracker’s name written all over it…

“Who are you?”

“Air con clean, Sir.”

I play along with Tracker’s little practical joke, wondering where he found these two. “You got any tools?”

“In truck, Sir,” guy says, pointing…

I turn. Random mounds of debris piled against a burned-out lawnmower motor, all sitting on a sideless, almost rusted-through bed. Thing’s listing at a 45 degree angle, perched precariously on four slick-bald tires. Oh, goodie.

But, on the other hand, a actual vehicle – good sign, that.

Still suspicious, I ask again, “Tracker not send you?”

“Sir? Want air con clean?”

I look at my watch, “supposed at be here 10 o’clock right?” I know it’s moronic and totally futile to point this out.

“Sir? Want air con clean?”

My customary oh-shit-I-gotta-deal-with-service-people migraine makes its brainbashing appearance.

Two guys wearing pancake-thin flip flops - gotta truck bed strewn with garbage plus a dirty plastic bucket. Supposed to remove two mechanically delicate, 1½ ton air cons from way way high up in the walls – first, unscrew three really small Phillips Head screws located in strange places and wrestle an awkwardly shaped but tightly fitted cover off without damaging the filter. Then, maneuver the heavy, bulky unit itself out of its crooked galvanized steel mounting; carry it through the bedroom, into the living room and finally outside. Wash it down thoroughly using specialized chemicals and water from a hopefully hi-pressure hose. Then, correct numbers of parts snugly back in their correct places, reverse the entire procedure.

Wearing flip flops. Using a broken bucket.

Pretty much 8 to 5 against , I think despairingly. Shuddering at an unbidden image of a foot being mashed into bloody goo, at least they’re here, I figure, what’s the worst could happen?

Anyway, the slime seems to be oozing a bit faster since yesterday and now has this hazy reddish glow going on.

Fuck it .

I swing open the door, yelling, “Honey Ko, air con guys’re here.” Still suspicious, I tell her, “ask if Tracker send.”

She looks confused. Sudden burst of Tagalog. “Not understand who is Tracker. Say come clean air con. You want?”

“Yeah, yeah. But just look at ‘em.”

“What is problem? You want clean, or not?”

I clasp my hands tightly to my throbbing skull. No, I shriek inside my head, no no no! I don’t want these two guys anywhere near my air cons. I want a real guy – one’s got a clean white truck, an’a uniform, an’a tool belt, an’a clipboard with written orders, and actual shoes…

Then again, I think, guy like that might want actual money.

“How much cost?” I ask Honey Ko.

“300 Pesos.”

“C’mon in, boys!”

Hoping to avoid any blood spatter, I stand well out of the way.

Well, it is that time once again to unload a bunch of pictures I’ve taken over the last few months or so that just didn’t seem to belong in their own news item but were of interest enough (at least to me) to be put somewhere.

So, that is why we are here. To play that age old game of show and tell. Pretend we are back in school and it is my turn to stand up in front of the class and ramble on a bit about nothing really important.

Ok, enough snickering… I know most of you think that is business as usual for me, right? LOL

First up is yet another Western Union has opened up in Angeles City. This one is located between Margarita and 7-11 and by location should be pretty popular with the local bar girl population. I find this amusing as I did a quick search on the Internet on Western Union locations by using their Site Locator and this is what I found: Los Angeles, California, a city with a population of more than 4 million people, has 5 Western Union Official offices. Angeles City which has a population of about 300,000 has 32 locations. Just amazing…

Was in 7-11 the other day and saw something that just made me laugh out loud. Take a close look at what is for sale here.7-11 is actually selling bola bola! Now you know when your girl’s lies seem to be getting weak and she disappears somewhere and when she comes back her story’s ring more true. Well she probably went to 7-11 and got a refill on her bola bola! And if she is buying the premium bola bola, you might want to lower her allowance!

Yes, it is true!

You gotta love this! Only in the Philippines. Don’t see it? Take a closer look… Netguard and I were at the bank using the ATM and the guard there got up to take a break. When he left he actually handcuffed his chair to the pole! Heheheh So hard to believe. You think the gun alone would be deterrent enough, but I guess there is a chair napper in town and plastic chairs are a hot commodity!

Ok, part two of only in the Philippines! Maybe you don’t read Tagalog but the sign basically says that dancers are not allowed (bawal: A word everyone should know) to wipe their lipstick on the CR bath towels. If they get caught they will be required to pay a fine. LOL Well, take a look at the towel! Just goes to show that a sign is about as valuable as the ink it’s printed with.

Here is an interesting item. On most club doors now there are posted signs stating that minors are not permitted into the clubs.

The weird thing about this is that there is no posted age and I have heard many different stories on what it means. I have even heard that the age difference is different for girls and guys where a girl who is 18 is not considered a minor but a guy needs to reach 21 for this same honor. Then there is the question of drinking age and smoking age, etc.

However, whatever the meaning all the clubs now sport this sign. I am sure that it was mandated from the Mayor’s office, of course. There is no way that all the clubs would come together on something so trivial as a posted sign. So the real question is, is this actually doing anything or just for show?

You be the judge…

Hi there folks and welcome to Mjibbo’s personal collum another exclusive first for Asian Escapades. This collum will be a bi-weekly event with the sole intent of supplying you the reader with valuable up to date information, entertainment and wherever possible a darn good laugh.
The collum has been a long time coming and is in a way, very ironic. When I first came to the Philippines back in 1991 I did so with the idea of writing some articles about the place then going back to Australia and trying to sell them. Well the intent was there but somewhere along the line I got distracted and what was initially going to be a two week visit has turned into a 17 year sojourn of pussy and alcohol. However, despite the copious amounts of alcohol and the resultant brain cell obliteration I have managed to retain a lot of information about the Philippines and it is my sincere wish that readers of this column will find this information entertaining and in some cases helpful
Over the years I have heard literally thousands of people rave about Angeles and talk about what a fun place it is. However despite their enthusiasm there has always been one draw back and that is what to do in the day time. As most people are well aware the Philippines is a tropical climate which means hot humid days and warm balmy nights

The daytime heat for those not acclimatized or for those of a more portly build (such as myself) can be oppressive and it is very common to see expats and tourists alike seeking refuge in a day time bar or just staying at home in front of their trusty Aircon.
Whilst all this is well and good the average human being can only do so much bar hopping and staying at home everyday gets monotonous very quickly. So when a person has had their fill of these activities the question still remains. What is there to do in Angeles during the day?
Personally speaking I like to escape the daytime heat by taking a dip in a swimming pool. Here in Angeles there are numerous different types of swimming pools ranging from the social pool where one goes to see and to be seen through to the lap swimming pool, the pseudo rock pools, the giant public pools with water-slides, the jungle pools and the kiddie pools. Listed below are some of my favourite pools along with useful information such as how to get there, how much is the entrance fee, what are the best days to visit, what is the poolside service like, the level of cleanliness and the poolside amenities .

The Clarkton Hotel

One of my all time favourite Angeles swimming pools is at The Clarkton Hotel. The pool is oblong shaped and approximately 10 foot deep at the deep end and 3 foot at the Shallow end. The advantage this pool has is that it serves the dual purposes of a place to relax and cool down or for the more serious swimmers whose idea of exercise extends beyond lifting a cold SMB, it is good for swimming laps.

The Clarkton pool is approximately 15 meters long and 5 meters wide. It is surrounded by comfortable deck chairs and tables with 4 seats and overhanging umbrellas. The overhanging umbrellas are an important feature as they provide shade for when you have had enough of the sun or for your Filipina partner who doesn’t like the sun because she will “get dark”. The pool is open to the public but there is a cover charge of 100 peso per head for non hotel guests to swim

Right next door to the pool area is a big restaurant which serves good food at very reasonable prices. The menu is predominantly European but my Filipina asawa assures me their Filipino dishes are very good as well. The service at the Clarkton has always been top notch and the courteous efficient and more often than not, attractive waitresses, will gladly serve your food and drink outside around the pool area. They also have showers and a nice clean change room open to the public. As an extra benefit try to hit the pool about 3 PM when they parade the girls from Mirrors Bar around the pool. Very tasty eye candy indeed.

The Clarkton is approximately a 10 minute trike ride from the bar area of fields and the ride will normally cost you 50 peso If you have your own transportation even better as the Clarkton has plenty of secure parking space. There is a trike stop right outside the Clarkton but I wouldn’t recommend utilizing their services as they tend to over inflate their prices and in general they have an unfriendly attitude..
As a final thought after a day of fun and frolicking at the Clarkton pool make sure you order a draught San Miguel beer, (45 peso) it’s by far the best draught in Angeles.

The Angeles Sports and Country Club.

The Angeles sports and country club formerly Hidden Vale and before that Green Valley, has gone through a number of name changes yet despite the new names some things have remained the same and luckily one of those is the swimming pool.

The pool here is perfect for exercise buffs and in my opinion it is the best lap swimming pool in Angeles. The pool is approximately 20 meters long and 7 meters wide. In the middle it is about 6 foot deep and 3 foot deep at both shallow ends. The pool incorporates swimming lines at the bottom of the pool and it is never crowded allowing swimmers to churn out the laps without interference. The charge for swimming is 120 peso per head for adults or 60 peso for kids.

There is also a small kiddies pool and a water fountain area which the Filipinas love to splash around in.

Right next to the pool is a little sunken bar area with submerged stools so you can sit around the bar and enjoy beverages and food without ever leaving the water.

The poolside menu is quite extensive and the friendly staff are quick to serve you a drink or if you are hungry recommend a dish from the menu or point you in the direction of the daily specials.
Surrounding the pool are comfortable deck chairs perfect for sunbathing, there are also 4 tables with chairs and umbrellas and 3 Bahay Kubos (small huts with thatched roofs)

Getting here is easy as all the trike drivers know it and the ride is a ten minute one which will cost you approximately 50 peso. When you have finished swimming there are trikes 100 yards from the main gate and the cost is 50 peso for a ride back to Fields.

ABC Hotel

The ABC Hotel is the latest up market hotel to be developed in Angeles. No expense has been spared in making a stay in this hotel a memorable experience. From the swanky main lobby through to the tastefully designed swimming pool this venue is pure class.

The ABC pool is small and tastefully designed. It is designed as a large rock pool perfect for a quick cooling dip. The pools depth ranges from approximately 3 foot at the shallow point and 5 foot at the deep point. The pool is approximately 12 meters long. Throughout the day half the pool is covered in shade whilst the remainder basks in the hot sunshine. This pool is not designed for swimming laps rather it is designed to offer a relaxing swimming experience.
At the far end of the pool there is an overhanging platform which makes a sort of underwater cave and provides shade for those wishing to stay in the water but escape the sun.
Around the pools perimeter are some deck chairs and some comfortable lounges. There is also a mock beach area with white sand and a nice refreshing overhead shower. This would be perfect for shower shows.

There is also a small rock pool which is ideal for the kids to splash around in and for Filipina honey ko’s who cannot swim competently.

In the background there are several tables which basically serve as an outside restaurant. The food at the ABC is good and eating outside by the pool is a very pleasurable dining experience. There is no charge for non hotel patrons to make use of the pool but it is expected that you will buy some food or beverages. Best of all Asian Escapades members get a 20% discount upon presentation of their AE card.

The ABC is approximately a 3 minute trike ride from the main bar area and it will only cost you twenty peso to get here. For those of a more energetic disposition the hotel is within walking distance from the main bar area of Fields.. When you have completed your swim there are trikes directly outside the hotel.

The Orchid Inn

The Orchid Inn is a development of the old Orchid Hotel. This development included 60 plus new rooms, a fabulous swimming pool and an Aussie style ‘beer garden’ surrounding the pool.

The pool is approximately 15 meters long and 5 meters wide. It is 5 foot 5” at the deep end and approximately 3 foot at the shallow end. The pool is a perfect oblong shape and excellent for swimming laps.
Surrounding the pool is a nice garden setting which is reminiscent of the classic Aussie beer garden. This garden features a large grassy area and 5 or six tables all with comfortable chairs and overhead umbrellas. There are also comfortable plastic chairs perfect for those wishing to work on their suntan.

Everyday the Orchid Inn staff prepare a delicious buffet which costs 400 peso. The buffet includes fresh garden salads grilled Aussie steaks steak, fresh seafood, and potato salad. Alternatively you can choose from the hotel menu which is extensive and very reasonably priced. The tables are serviced by the efficient and friendly Orchid Inn staff . If you visit this pool for a day out I highly recommend the Mango or Banana shakes they are some of the best in Angeles.
Over on the side just next to the hotels back entrance is a little pub / restaurant area. This is perfect for a quiet meal or a discreet sip of the ever present San Miguel Beer. The restaurant area includes a large flat screen TV which is used primarily for broadcasting sporting events.

There is no charge to swim in the Orchid Pool but it is expected that you will buy some food or beverages. Like the Clarkton pool, the Orchid pool combines the best of both worlds. For the exercise buffs it is perfect for swimming laps whilst for the recreational swimmer it provides a chance to cool down with a refreshing dip. Also, Asian Escapades members get a 20% discount upon presentation of their AE card.

The Wild Orchid

Situated on what was previously referred to as ‘blow road’ the Wild Orchid hotel has become a flagship for the changes that are rapidly sweeping through Angeles. Previously A Santos Street ‘blow road’, was a lahar laden little street doted with what can only be described as small shanty type buildings. Inside the buildings were Filipinas with superb oral skills and Filipinos who thought they were Filipinas, with even better oral skills.
Nowadays the street has cleaned up a bit and most of the small shanties have either disappeared or relocated. In their place is the newly renovated Honky Tonk bar, the Bourbon Street apartments and the luxurious Wild Orchid Hotel.
The Wild Orchid Hotel is centrally located boasting lavish rooms an extensive bar area and a huge swimming pool in a tropical garden setting.

The pool is more like a number of separate pools all joined into one. On the far left are two smaller pools where you can sit and relax enjoying a gentle massage from the water jets.

The main pool is about 20 meters long and it is great for doing laps as long as it is not too crowded.
On the very far left is the Outrigger Bar where you can sit in the water and enjoy a great meal or drinks without ever leaving the pool. This area is predominantly shaded and provides a welcome respite from the intense sun. An extra benefit from this area is that the hotels best looking waitresses seem to always be working there. The Outrigger Bar has a large screen television and great music played through a quality sound system at just the right level. Behind the Outrigger are the toilets and change rooms which are always cleaned and well maintained by the efficient Wild Orchid Staff.

To swim here will cost you 500 peso but this is ‘consumable’ In essence this means that if you swim you will be charged 500 peso but then the idea is for you to consume 500 peso worth of food and drink and the swimming is free.
One of the main features of the pool area is the garden surroundings. Dotted around the garden are tables and chairs with umbrellas and also comfortable deck chairs for the sun worshipers The tables are serviced by the friendly waitresses from the main bar and you will often find them walking briskly from table to table delivering food and drinks.

The Wild Orchid pool is centrally located and has become the place to see and to be seen in. On just about any day you can see a bevy of beautiful bar girls enjoying the pool or simply relaxing on the verandas overlooking the pool. A lot of the slightly more affluent locals also visit here and invariably they have a beautiful Filipina partner who struts around in a designer bikini leaving little to the imagination.
The Aussie owners have done a great job designing the hotel and pool area and it has become the “in” place to visit during the summer heat

Oasis hotel

The Oasis hotel is situated in the Oasis compound, just past the Clarkton hotel and boasts an excellent swimming pool for those wishing to escape the sweltering heat. The pool is kidney shaped and not really designed for swimming laps it is more about relaxation playful swimming and enjoying the tropical lifestyle.

Around the pool are comfortable deck chairs where quite often a few locals will congregate enjoying a quiet drink a game of cards and a refreshing swim. There is a small bar area off to the left which has several shaded tables and chairs as well as a pool table. They also serve ice cold smb and sml for 45 peso as well as a variety of dishes from the Oasis restaurant.

Just outside the restaurant overlooking the pool is a nice shaded area where one can relax on comfortable wicker chairs enjoying a cold drink or a tasty meal. The chairs are extremely comfortable and there are overhead fans to keep things nice and cool.

There is no charge to swim here however it is expected that you will buy some food or drink. All the trike drivers know where the Oasis is situated and when it’s time to leave there are trikes right outside the hotels main entrance. The Oasis is about a twelve minute trike ride from Checkpoint and will cost you about 70 peso. There are also trikes parked just beside the hotel so when you have finished swimming moving onto your next destination will be simple. If you have your own transportation there is secure parking just outside the hotel.

The Hana Mi hotel

Situated right next door to the Premier hotel in close proximity to the Petron Station is the Hana Mi Hotel. The hotel features 2 pools a 12 meter pool for adults

and a large kiddies pool with an overhead fountain

The adult pool is oblong shaped and is about 3 foot deep in the shallow end and six foot in the deep end. The pool is surrounded by tables and chairs with umbrellas and they are serviced by the friendly staff who will bring you a cold drink or delicious food. There is no charge to swim here but again it is expected that you will buy some food or drink. This is actually a nice pool and makes an ideal setting for those wishing to relax, take a refreshing swim or do some laps.
The hotel is about a 6 minute trike ride from the Fields Ave bar area and the ride will cost you 50 peso. When you are finished swimming there are a number of trikes parked across the road from the hotel or simply walk to the petron station and hop in a jeepney going down Fields.

The Sunset Garden Inn

The Sunset Garden Inn is one of the longer term more established hotels in Angeles. The hotel primarily caters for European clientele with German and Swiss dishes featuring prominently on their menu. The hotel itself is fairly basic but it does boast an exceptional swimming pool.

The pool is approximately 12 meters long with a deepest point of 12 foot and a shallow point of 3 foot. The pool is oblong shaped and perfect for doing laps in or just cooling down in with a refreshing dip. There is no charge to swim here but it is expected that you will purchase food and beverages from the bar area.

The bar area is designed in ‘nippa hut’ style with liberal use of cane .and bamboo The bar features an extensive food and beverage menu and patrons are encouraged to enjoy their meals poolside.
The pool is surrounded by several tables with umbrellas as well as comfortable deckchairs for those wishing to work on their tan. It is not uncommon for people to hold private pool parties here as the pool is a decent size and the surrounding area is quite extensive allowing plenty of room for fun and games Angeles style.

The Sunset Garden Inn is situated just next to the Petron station . It is a 6 minute trike ride from the bar area on Fields and the trike will cost you approximately 50 peso.When you have finished swimming there is always a trike or two parked outside of the hotel and the Jeepneys run every 8 minutes from the adjacent petron station The pool is open 24 hours but they do not encourage night swimming as the noise level tends to disturb hotel patrons trying to get some much needed sleep.
So there it is guys mjibbo’s review of his favourite swimming pools in Angeles. I hope this will prove helpful information for AC residents, and visitors alike See you poolside guys.

Mjibbo.

PS :Stay tuned for the next article The best lunch in Angeles or mjibbo’s guide to eating out in AC during the day..

“There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.” - Bertrand Russell

Research, Research, Research!

I do not think that one can be too prepared for a trip. As this is the case this will be one of the longest sections to this guide as I will try to cover as much as I can to get you familiar with everything you will need to know and if it is not here in this section you will have a ton of links to find the answer to the question I don’t cover.

I suggest doing all you can and plan for as much as you possibly can before you make your visit so that once you get here no surprises will spoil your holiday. Of course emergencies and situations come up but with the right kind of planning you can minimize the chances of something happening to spoil your vacation.

You are already doing one of the best things you can do to prepare for your trip and that is reading this guide. There is also a ton of information out there on many web sites all devoted to helping you get the most out of your money and time in Angeles City.Always good to know about any weather problems coming along that might affect your travel or time whilst in the Philippines. There are many sites on the web which track major storms but one of the best is Typhoon2000.They will follow all major storms in the area and have excellent graphics as you can see from this sample to the left.There literally thousands of sites to help you research your trip. Some of these sites are, but not limited to:

Asian-Escapades: A pay site with a board, photos, reviews, and more devoted to Asian travel.

Gotophil: Another pay site that has pictures, a board and occasional news items from Angeles City.

Angeles2 Board: A message board where many questions can be answered. But beware, a lot of false information is here to and there are a lot of people who post there that are not so pleasant.

TSM: A pay site devoted to the Travel of the Single Male.

Wow Philippines: The official Philippine tourism site.

Philippine Travel - Travel advisory and tips on the Philippines.
Travel Information of the Philippines – Self titled, travel info for the Philippines.
Lonely Planet Guide to the Philippines – Very nice travel guide.
Local Time in the Philippines - 8 hours ahead of GMT
Journeys to the Philippines – One man’s views on his travels.
Philippine Consulate - Tourism/Business/Travel/Information Pages.

Immigration Law Net - A site with information on most immigration questions.
US State Department - Consular affairs, passport and visas.

Here are some links to Philippine online newspapers:

The Manila Times Filipino Reporter The Filipino Express Philippine Daily Inquirer The Manila Bulletin

And many more! Simply put the words Philippines and Tourism into any search engine and you will find thousands of sites to get information from.

The best thing to do is read everything you can and then make your own decisions. I also suggest you get on the various message boards and lurk for a while and learn which posters information you can trust and then use these to get any unanswered questions resolved. You can’t have too much information and be over prepared. Now don’t think I’m being paranoid as there is obviously a point that you will get overwhelmed with all the information, but take all advice just don’t feel obligated to follow it. Once you get to Angeles and experience you will discover how much was bola bola (false) and how much was truth. You then in turn can help the next newbie with information and together we will all make Angeles a better place and more enjoyable for all.

I will go into hotels, restaurants, and club options in later sections of this guide but realize that those opinions are just that: opinions. Read all you can about the different options then decide on what is best for you.

But first let’s discuss a few things you should do and think about well before your trip.

Passport and visa requirements.

Passport: Yours must be valid for at least six months beyond the last day of intended stay.

Visa: There is no visa required for a stay of up to 21 days. If you plan to stay longer, you will have to apply for an extension at the Philippine Bureau of Immigration and Deportation, Magallanes Drive, Intramuros, if staying in Manila or on 7^th street in Dau if staying in Angeles City.

Visas are required for business travelers. (If holding passport stamped “Executive Order Number 226,” a visa not required.) Children 15 years old and younger must obtain a visa, regardless of length of stay, if not accompanied by at least one parent; youths must also have a consent document issued by a Philippines Consulate. Visas may be obtained through the Embassy of the Philippines, 1600 Massachusetts Avenue, N.W., Washington, D.C. 20036. Their phone number is (202)467-9300. Visas may also be obtained from the Philippines Consulates General in Chicago, Honolulu, Los Angeles, New York, or San Francisco.

Many times a visitor extends his trip once getting here as he discovers that 21 days just isn’t long enough. Well don’t worry; there are many ways to extend your trip once here. You can do it yourself at the immigration branch office here in Angeles City or have one of the local travel agents do it for you. Action Travel located in Kokomo’s, Beeline Travel, or the Swagman offices can process the paperwork for you although handling it yourself is no hassle and also cheaper.

The local office is on 7th Street in Dau which is just a quick trike or taxi ride from Field’s Ave. If you do decide to go to the office yourself make sure you wear pants as they do insist on this. I have heard stories of the guard not even letting people in the door unless dressed conservatively so do yourself a favor and wear something nice but casual. The same outfit you wore on the airplane over will do nicely, but more on clothes in a bit. Back to your visa…

In about 20 minutes and for about 2000 pesos you can get a visa waiver which will allow you to stay for 38 days. If you are past your 21 days you will get assessed a 500 peso fine so make sure you get this waiver before your 21 days are up. The phone number to this office is (045)892-6110 and is a local call from Angeles City.

The following items are also required by law but on my many trips I have never been asked for them but better to be safe than sorry.

Documents for onward travel: This includes onward or return plane tickets; it also includes all documents required for entry to next destination. (If holding passport stamped “Executive Order Number 226,” no return/onward ticket is required.)

Adequate funds for stay: Not sure what they consider “adequate funds” but it is required by law so I thought I would mention it here.

International Certificate of Vaccination for Yellow Fever: Required if arriving within five days of having been in an infected area.

Other: Unaccompanied minors age 16 or 17 years or minors under 18 accompanied by one parent must carry a notarized letter of consent to travel. It must be signed by the absent parent.

While on the topic of airports and travel through them a departure tax is charged for domestic and international departures in the Philippines. The departure tax for international flights is 550 pesos; for domestic flights it is 100 pesos. Children under age two are exempt. Transit passengers are exempt as long as they remain in the transit area and do not leave the airport between flights.

Also while talking of airports let’s take a moment and go over entry and export restrictions.

Philippines detailed customs guidelines include limits on the duty-free import of tobacco and alcohol.

For tobacco you are allowed up to 400 cigarettes or 50 cigars or 250 grams of pipe tobacco (passengers 18 and older only). For alcohol you can bring two bottles of alcoholic beverages of not more than one liter each (passengers 18 and older only). I have personally brought more than this with no problems before I knew the regulations but best to know what the legal limits are. Visitors carrying more than $3,000 US dollars are requested to declare the amount at the Central Bank of the Philippines counter located at the customs area.

Prohibited items:

• Firearms and firearm parts, firearm replicas, ammunition and explosives
• Printed subversive, obscene and pornographic materials
• Drugs or substances for abortion
• Gambling machines and articles, jackpot or pinball machines, lottery sweepstakes tickets, coin-operated video machines
• Articles of gold, silver and precious metals without indications of quality
• Misbranded and/or adulterated drugs or foodstuffs
• Marijuana, poppy, coca leaves, heroin, opium or any other prohibited drugs; opium pipes and parts of opium pipes.

The Philippines takes its fight against illicit drug use very seriously so don’t even think of trafficking any illegal substances into the country.

Free export (by passengers 18 and older) of:

• One quart of alcoholic beverages
• 200 cigarettes or 50 cigars or 500 grams of tobacco.

Currency: Export of local currency is prohibited. Foreign currencies may be exported up to the amount declared upon arrival.

Antiques: may not be exported without a certificate from the National Museum.

Health Concerns:

“I consider myself an expert on love, sex, and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.” - Barbara Cartland

Now is as good a time as any to talk about some health concerns while traveling in the Philippines. I do not share this information to try and scare you or dissuade you from making a trip here but feel that this information should be known so you can make your own decisions.

Food/Water Safety:

Bottom line on water: Drink bottled water when in the Philippines!

Unlike in other countries, the Philippines’ water problem is not due to its shortage but to its uneven distribution. This inequity is worsened by mismanagement of water catchments, deforestation and pollution of water sources by factories and households. In 1992, the delivery of water supply and sanitation services in the Philippines became the responsibility of local government units (LGUs) instead of the national government. The intention was to place responsibility for the sector closer to the population. However, several years later, there has been little improvement in the water situation in rural areas. This is because as long as they remain financially and technically ill prepared for the task, the LGUs will never be able to adopt an integrated resources management approach. National government agencies face similar problems, caused by insufficient budgets and lack of personnel with expertise. In many cases, and particularly in rural areas, the private sector is in no position to offer a viable alternative. This problem is serious, because one of the principal social development prerequisites for the majority of the Philippines’ population (the poor) is access to reliable and safe water supplies, adequate sanitation facilities and efficiently operating distribution systems.

According to Dr. Peter H. Gleick of the Pacific Institute for Environment (PIE), the country happens to have 323 km3 per year of total renewable freshwater supply, third most bountiful in Southeast Asia after Indonesia and Malaysia. But think again. Of that amount, the country can only withdraw a total of 29.5 percent yearly.

Dr. Gleick, in his January 2000 edition of The World’s Water says, the Philippines will need some 393 percent of total water withdrawal starting this year 2000 until the next ten years. For the moment, only 18 percent can be withdrawn from the renewable freshwater supply for domestic use, 21 percent for industrial use and 61 percent for agricultural use.

Nationwide, the government’s National Economic and Development Authority (NEDA) estimates that only 67 percent of the total population of 75 million have access to clean drinking water and almost 35 percent have access to water for sanitation.

So while here only drink recognized brands of sealed bottled water that have a license to produce. Raw sewage, industrial and agricultural wastes contaminate Philippine water supplies. For example there are reported high levels of heavy metals contaminating the Boac and Makulapnit Rivers. In March of 1996 an unused drainage tunnel at the bottom of a mine tailings disposal pit on Marinduque Island collapsed, flooding the 26 km. Boac and Makulapnit rivers and nearby coastal waters with some 4 million tones of mine tailings, effectively killing the rivers, covering corals in the sea and severely affecting at least 20,700 villagers. Public Works Secretary Gregorio Vigilar said safe drinking water may be scarce in Manila in five years unless more homes are linked to sewage treatment systems. Only 10 percent of 800,000 households are connected to the sewer system. The rest use tanks that dump waste into canals and contaminate underground water. If left unchecked, the contamination could severely limit the supply of safe drinking water, Vigilar said. A recent cholera outbreak in Manila killed seven people and sickened 310.

It is best not to even take the chance and stick to bottled water.

There are also dangers of drinking liquids with ice that has been made with tap water and also eating food that has been washed using local water sources. This is a real danger especially if you are susceptible to these problems. But even if you have traveled widely without catching a bit of traveler’s diarrhea, you might meet your match here in the Philippines. Make sure you bring some Imodium with you or some other medicine to combat this.

Many doctors also recommend you avoid eating local seafood; local marine waters are polluted as well. For example mercury has been reported in shellfish in Honda Bay, Palawan. If you are going to eat seafood (which many do with no reported problems) make sure you eat thoroughly cooked foods served hot.

In 2001, the Department of Health (DOH) of the Philippines issued an urgent warning to the public against eating large carnivorous predator fish in response to 50 cases of food poisoning from eating ciguatoxic barracuda. I would avoid eating barracuda and other carnivorous reef fish while traveling in the Philippines.

Hazardous Plants & Animals:

There are also some animal hazards in the Philippines to be aware of. Especially beware of free roaming dogs which there are many in Angeles City. The Philippines has the third highest rate of rabies cases in the world. Approximately 400 to 500 cases of human rabies are reported each year. Some other animal hazards to be wary of include cobras, centipedes, scorpions and black widow spiders. Philippine coastal waters are home to stingrays, jellyfish, nettles, sea cucumbers, sea wasps, sea urchins, anemones and the Indo-Pacific man-of-war. If you have allergies to any of these animals make sure you have appropriate medicines available or advise people with you during times you could be at high risk (like when scuba diving for example) of your condition so they will know how to help you best should you require it.

Travel health risks in the Philippines:

This information was gathered from the Centers for Disease Control (CDC).

Traveler’s diarrhea: This is commonly caused by bacteria. Diarrhea in travelers can also be caused by parasites and, to a lesser extent, viruses. Contaminated food and water pose the greatest risk. This is the most common illness in travelers.

Typhoid fever: This is transmitted by contaminated milk, water and food. Food can be infected directly by water that is used in washing and preparation and by human carriers. Raw shellfish from contaminated waters are likely to be infected. This can cause acute gastrointestinal symptoms.

Cholera: This is transmitted directly through food or water contaminated with fecal material from an infected person. Can cause acute gastrointestinal infection (a recurring theme?). Outbreaks have been reported (November 2001) in the communities of Kagbanaba, Jipapad and Eastern Samar.

Hepatitis A: This causative virus is commonly transmitted through food, water or milk contaminated by fecal material. Known as infectious hepatitis, it is an acute inflammation of the liver.

Malaria: Malaria is caught through mosquito bites. Sadly this is a preventable infection characterized by high fevers and chills. It can cause rapid death through shock and multiple organ failure if not treated promptly. Malaria is present in rural areas at low elevations (below 600 meters). There is no risk in metropolitan Manila or urban areas. The risk exists year- round, but is greater May through November.

Malaria information for the Philippines:

Area of Risk: Rural only. No risk in provinces of Bohol, Catanduanes, Cebu and metropolitan Manila. Malaria transmission in the Philippines is largely confined to rural areas not visited by most travelers; most travel to rural areas in the Philippines is during daytime hours when the risk of exposure is minimal.

Chloroquine resistance: Confirmed in Islands of Basilian, Luzon, Mindanao, Mindoro, Palawan and Sulu Archipelago.

Prophylaxis: chloroquine, mefloquine, malarone or doxycycline.

Dengue fever: This is also transmitted through mosquito bites. Mosquitoes are active in daylight hours in both urban and rural areas. Present throughout the country. Dengue outbreaks are common in densely populated areas: Quezon City; Manila; Bacolod; Bulacan; Nueva Ecija; and Benguet. Risk of outbreak is higher during the wet months, May through November. In 2001, 15,600 cases and 118 fatalities were reported.

Japanese encephalitis: Again this is caught through mosquito bites. Risk is greatest if living for prolonged periods in rural, endemic areas. There have been outbreaks reported in Nueva Ecija, Luzon and Manila. Japanese encephalitis occurs year round and is also more prevalent during the rainy season May through November. There may be an elevated risk in January through March because of rice crop irrigation.

Schistosomiasis: This is a parasitic infection spread by free-swimming larvae that penetrate the skin though only found only in fresh water. Avoid swimming and wading except in well-chlorinated swimming pools. Swimming and wading should be avoided in Leyte, Samar, Mindanao, southern Luzon and the east coast of Mindoro and Bohol Islands.

Rabies: This disease is transmitted through the saliva of an infected animal, usually by a bite. The degree of risk to the traveler is largely dependent on activities and level of exposure to infected animals. Avoid petting or touching wild or stray animals. The Philippines ranks third in the world on a per population basis for incidence of rabies; believe it or not there is an average of 10 dogs for every human in the Philippines. Approximately 98% of the rabies cases come from dogs; 2% from cats. An estimated one-third of rabies cases are treated at San Lazaro Hospital in Manila. San Lazaro also functions as an animal bite treatment center.

Air Quality: Excessive air pollution, caused by industrial and transportation emissions, is reported in and around Manila, Philippines. According to latest World Health Organization (WHO) statistics, total suspended particulates were assessed at 200 micrograms per cubic meter. WHO annual mean guidelines for air quality standards are 90 micrograms per cubic meter for total suspended particulates. If you have asthma or other respiratory illnesses, consult with a health care provider prior to travel and carry sufficient medications.

Immunizations:

Required:

Yellow fever: This vaccine is required if traveling from an infected area and older than one year of age.

Recommended:

When possible, see your health care provider at least four weeks prior to your trip. All routine vaccinations should be current, including: polio, tetanus, diphtheria, measles, mumps and rubella. Influenza (flu) vaccine may also be advisable.

Hepatitis A: This is a two-dose series. This is generally recommended by doctors for all travelers regardless of destination. Hepatitis A /Hepatitis B are also available in a combined vaccine.

Hepatitis B: This is a three-dose series. Again this is generally recommended by doctors for all travelers regardless of destination. Hepatitis A /Hepatitis B are also available in a combined vaccine.

Typhoid: This is particularly important because of the presence of S. typhi strains resistant to multiple antibiotics. There is a one-dose vaccine or oral four-tablet sequence.

Japanese encephalitis: This is a three-dose series. This is needed for stays in rural, agricultural areas.

Rabies: This is recommended if you might be exposed to wild or domestic animals. These three-dose treatments are pre-exposure. Post-exposure treatment is still required for animal bite or contact.

Again let me state that this information was not meant to overwhelm you or scare you into not coming. Most of this is general advice and I admit to not being fully immunized before any of my trips and have not had any problems. But you can’t say you are ignorant of the risks now, how you proceed is your decision.

Medical attention once in the Philippines:

Pharmacy service in the Philippines: There are literally hundreds of pharmacies peppered all around Angeles City. You can get some prescription drugs by simply walking up and asking for them by name. I have seen many a foreign tourist walk up to one of these places and get everything from serious pain medication to Viagra. Also be aware that international brands of medications are available in major pharmacies. You won’t have to go for some knock off brand. Mercury is the largest chain of pharmacies in the Philippines though many are available from the larger chains surrounding hospitals to mom and pop places everywhere. Some of the smaller pharmacies may not have what you are looking for so you may have to try the larger ones located towards AU hospital or elsewhere. The pharmacy located on McArthur next to Johnny’s Supermarket is pretty well stocked and I have had little problem getting what I need there.

Hospitals:

Unfortunately there are some times we need medical attention when traveling. Here is a list of hospitals and contact information for some major cities in the Philippines.

St. Louis University Hospital of the Sacred Heart

Assumption Rd.

Baguio

Phone: 63-442-5701

Cebu Doctors Hospital

Osmena Blvd.

Cebu City

Phone: 63-32-253-7511

Davao Doctors Hospital

188 E Quirino Ave.

Davao City

Phone: 63-82-78411

Capitol Medical Center

Scout Magbanua

Quezon City

Phone: 372-3831

Makati Medical Center

#2 Amorsolo Street

Makati City

Phone: 632-815-99-11

Manila Doctor’s Hospital

667 UN Avenue

Ermita, Manila

Phone: 632-524-3011

St. Luke’s Medical Center

279 E. Rodriguez Sr. Avenue

Cathedral Heights

Quezon City

Phone: 632-723-0301; 632-722-6161

When in Angeles I recommend that you use:

Angeles University Foundation Medical Center (AU)

McArthur Hi-Way

Angeles City

Phone: 045-322-8876; 045-322-8877 to 80

or

Philippine International Hospital (PIH)

654 Malabanas Road

Plaridel 1 Subdivision

Angeles City

Phone: 045-322-1911; 045-892-1911

Contact information for some other important places in the Philippines:

The Philippines country code is (63). Please remember the Philippines are 8 hours ahead of GMT.

If you are dialing a number in the Philippines from over seas you will need to drop the leading zero in the area code. For example a landline phone number in Angeles is something like 045-555-5555 and a cell phone number would be something like 0919-555-5555. If you were dialing these from the states it would be 63-45-555-5555 or for the cell 63-919-555-5555. If dialing within country you would need to add the zero back in and not use the country code, or in other words 045-555-5555 and for the cell 0919-555-5555.

The Philippine National Red Cross

PO Box 280

Manila 2803

Phone: 63-2-527-0866; 63-2-527-0856; 63-2-527-8384 97 (main line)

Fax: 63-2-527-0857

Telex: 27846 PNRC PH

Telegram: PHILCROSS MANILA

Email: secgen_pnrc@email.com

Philippine Department of Tourism

Department of Tourism Building

T M Kalaw Street

Rizal Park

Ermita, Manila

Phone: 63-2-5238411-30

Fax: 63-2-5217374

Philippine Convention and Visitors Corporation

4th Floor Legaspi Towers

300 Roxas Boulevard

Metro Manila

Phone: 63-2-5259318-32

Fax: 63-2-5216165; 63-2-5253314

Embassy of the United States of America

1201 Roxas Boulevard

Ermita 1000

Manila, The Philippines

Phone: 63-2-523-1001

Fax: 63-2-522-4361

Marine Security Guard (after hours), ext. 2311 or 2688

U.S. Consular Agency

Third floor, PCI Bank

Gorordo Ave

Lahug, Cebu City

Phone: 63-32-231-1261

Embassy of the Republic of the Philippines

1600 Massachusetts Avenue NW

Washington, D.C. 20036

Phone: 202-467-9300

Fax: 202-467-9417

Emergency phone numbers: POLICE EMERGENCY - 166 FIRE EMERGENCY - 166 AMBULANCE EMERGENCY - 166

Ok, I guess now is as good a time as any to discuss a little about terrorism in the Philippines. I know this is a topic that weighs heavy on a lot of minds especially those from the east coast in the states and in particular New Your City.

While it is true that there is a splinter group of nationalistic terrorists in the Philippines and it is also true that there have been some kidnappings here, the activity is mostly concentrated in the southern islands and even then around places that most tourists wouldn’t consider going anyway. There were some isolated events around the Palawan area but security has been beefed up tremendously in this region of the Philippines and reportedly the faction group leader that was preying on this location has been caught and is out of the terrorism business.

Ok, now that we have all that boring stuff out of the way, let’s talk a little more down to earth and some practical advice. You have your passport ready with any visas you might need, you have your plane ticket, you’ve reserved your taxi for airport pick up, (more on airlines and taxis in the next section), and you are a few days or a night away from your trip. It’s time to pack that bag!

What to pack and what to leave at home:

It is almost impossible to under pack. One can get by in Angeles on the bare minimum and buy everything you forgot to bring. For any trip of any length I suggest the same airplane wear. Wear a nice pair of slacks (Dockers or something like that) a nice shirt (I suggest something long sleeve that you can roll up your arms when you get a little warm) your heaviest pair of shoes you plan on bringing with you on the trip, with socks. These should be the heaviest clothes you will need for the entire trip. Often times I don’t wear these again (except the shoes) until the return trip. The reason for this is will be less you have to carry. This is a great way of bringing only a carry on. For a normal trip of around two weeks you shouldn’t have to check in any luggage. Given all that the following is a list I would suggest at a minimum.

For a two week vacation I suggest the following (not including what you wear on the plane):

3 changes of underwear. With what you’re wearing that will be four pair. This is plenty as laundry is available everywhere and not very expensive.

One pair of socks. This will be two with the pair you wear on the plane.

Pair of thongs. Not cheap shower shoes, a nice pair of flip-flops.

Sandals. Again, a nice pair like Tevo or something like that.

1 pair of pants. Some Dockers or some blue jeans.

4 pair of shorts. The kind with deep pockets.

4 to 5 shirts. Combination of T-shirts and Polo type shirts.

Shower items. Lot of options her that I will go into later.

Swim Suit: A must if you are planning on swimming.

Misc. Books, CD Player, Tape Player, Camera, etc.

…and of course cash, credit cards, ATM card, passport, etc.

That’s it! That is plenty for you to have a great trip. Anything else is a luxury and while nice to have, you won’t need it to have a great time. For a longer trip add minimum amounts of each item. Laundry services are so cheap it is easy to over pack clothes and have way more than you need. If you can avoid checking luggage do it as this will save you up to an hour or more upon arrival. The luggage retrieval in Manila is infamously slow. Often I have carry-on only and through immigration, customs, and in a cab headed towards Angeles in 15 minutes. Would have been faster but sometimes I was deep in the plane and got stuck behind some people in the immigration line. Conversely, once when I checked some luggage as I was brining a bunch of Christmas gifts, it took me 2 hours to get out of the airport.

Sometimes however it just isn’t practical to have only a carry-on. If you do check in luggage be patient on the other end as you will see more big boxes coming off the plane and traveling on the conveyor belt than you could ever imagine. Bring a book or listen to some music to pass the time.

What not to bring:

Laptop. It is not necessary to bring your own laptop. That is of course assuming you won’t need it for business, but on a pleasure seeking vacation there are a ton of Internet cafes with exceptional equipment available with many hotels even having their own for use that you won’t need to bring your own.

Clock. All hotels have wake up calls and services that are very reliable and you won’t have to pack this item. Of course the small travel alarms are so tiny that it won’t make much difference, but I am speaking of the large radio desk clocks I have seen some people bring with them when they travel.

Expensive jewelry. There is no need to have any of this as it will get in the way and affluence is not measured by opulence. You will get more attention and affection from women having a pleasant personality and showing some respect and acting nice than trying to impress with jewelry.

Expensive clothes. The same as jewelry. Wearing shorts and t-shirts is not considered rude or impolite. I’m not saying that you should wear clothes that are old and full of holes, but you won’t have to wear a tie or slacks every night to the clubs. But if there is a night you want to dress up a little and go to a better restaurant you’ll have the slacks you wore on the plane. There are some who wear nothing but pants so this wont apply, but if you do wear shorts, do yourself a favor and don’t pack but maybe one more pair.

Pagers and cell phones. These work on a different system then in the states and elsewhere and your coverage will not work. Unless it’s a tri-band cell that is, then go ahead and bring it and buy a SIM card for it here. Cell phones are cheap and if you need one you can get one for less than a hundred dollars. More on cell phones later.

The point of all this is you will not need all these gadgets and toys while you are here. This is a simple country with a simple people and there is plenty to keep you occupied during your trip. The basic packing list I presented is a starting point. Add or subtract to your particular needs, I just provide this to show you that not much is needed to have a great trip.

Other advice for you to plan and prepare for before your trip:

Personal Grooming:

The Filipina is a very clean person. They spend literally hours a day cleaning or taking care of them selves. The same grooming habits in the men they like to meet are highly coveted. Get used to washing thoroughly. I mean thoroughly! The Philippines is a very humid place and you will probably end up taking 2 or 3 showers a day. A clean person is much more attractive than an unkempt one. So start that scrubbing now. Get all those nooks and crannies that you usually just glance over in your daily showers. I suggest start using one of those scrubbers or other good cleaning device. The girls will also enjoy using them if they are in your shower.

Speaking of that, here is some great advice on types of shower items to bring. Before your trip take some time and go to a bath and shower place. Instead of just bringing regular soap like Ivory or something, buy some colorful scented soap. Not perfume scented or anything like that, but a lilac or vanilla, or something like that. The girls love it and you will notice the difference. On that same note buy large bottles of a good shampoo. Again something colorful and looking out of the ordinary. A good red or purple works great for this. You can do the same for your hair brush and other toilet items as well. Get a nice salon brush for example, or bring a small make-up mirror. It’s these small touches that will make the girl enjoy herself with you when she spends time with you in your hotel and the rewards are numerous. Again I must stress that the Filipina is an immaculate creature and enjoys being around a man who takes care of himself.

That goes for facial hair too. If you aren’t too attached to that mustache, beard, or sideburns down to your chin, shave them off. For the most part (and this is a big generality) the Filipina likes a smooth face. I had a friend come over once with me and he had a goatee. After the first night he was down to a mustache and by the third he was clean shaven. I know this is a hard area for some, but it’s true. To tell the truth I miss my goatee as well, but better to be more attractive than less to the Filipina.

Also get used to wearing a strong deodorant and a nice smelling after shave or cologne. The Filipina really appreciates a nice clean and good smelling man. They will forgive a little extra weight, a lack of hair on the head, and even some social graces, but they do not forgive an unkempt man.

Study the language:

I am not saying become fluent or anything, but take the time to learn some basic words and phrases. While it is true that English is very prevalent here, even considered the second official language, there are words in English that are not the same as in your home country. I will go into this more in the section on Communicating Effectively, but for example it is called a CR and not a bathroom, it is a tissue and not a napkin (you say napkin and it means the female hygiene type), spread the butter is a must at breakfast, and so many more. So just study a little so you won’t be lost when you get here. This is also a great ice breaker with the girls. Show them you are trying to learn their language and their culture and you’ll hit a home run every time.

Get on the boards:

The various message boards out there have some of the best up-to-date information available. While it is true that there is a bunch of crap to wade through, there is also a ton of good information as well to be found. You can read about what events are upcoming and happening during your trip and get a good sense of which clubs are hot and which are not. You can read about which hotels and restaurants are worth frequenting and which to avoid. As always it is best to form your own opinion as most of what you read, even this guide, is tainted by the author’s experiences and background. However, you can quickly determine which posters are posting from their heart and which are posting from their ass.

Some of the boards to visit are:

AC2: The Angeles City 2 board is one of the oldest and most frequented boards out there. There have been good times and bad times, but over all you can get a lot of current events and news off this board with a lot of trip reports, pictures, with a good dose of spam. It is best to stay on as a lurker for a while before diving into the deep end of the pool. Sometimes you need a thick skin to be on this board as there are a ton of flamers that enjoy nothing more than tearing up new guys. Just realize that nothing is personal on there and don’t give too much personal information. If you have the right attitude and demeanor the AC2 can be a lot of fun.

Asian-Escapades: Obviously you’re reading this guide and I highly recommend joining this site as it has a ton of information and news on Angeles City and one of the friendliest boards with onsite people answering questions for newbies and even seasoned visitors. There are news letters and reports from Angeles and tens of thousands of pictures and many many videos to wet your appetite.

Gotophil: This is a board on another pay site run locally here in Angeles City. Although they have trip reports and people posting from other places such as Thailand, the main focus still seems to be on the Philippines and in particular Angeles City. 99% of the news items and about 70% of the posts are about this town. The good thing about this board is that it is only accessible by paying members. It is amazing what that does to filter out the trouble makers. While the traffic isn’t as strong as the AC2, you are more likely to get honest answers to your questions.

TSM: This board is a hit and miss. While it is on a pay site and that generally means that you weed out all the trolls and flamers, many times wars break out on this board between the Asian crowd and the Latin American crowd. They have tried to segregate the boards and still these seem to happen. However the board still has some unique posters you won’t see on the other boards while the first listed have a lot of the same guys posting to all of them. The TSM site also has many trip reports so a historical view can be seen however when I read through these when I was a member I always seem to ask myself, “Where was this guy?“ as even though he is writing about Angeles City, it seems completely foreign to me and totally opposite of my viewpoints. However saying all that if you have the money and want to join, there is some valuable information here.

Some boards and Internet sites to stay away from:

The Wild West Board, AD2T, Gossip board, and Angeles City News are all boards that are for the most part just spill over of the main AC2 board and full of repressed men who are sitting around their house bored to tears and just want to start some flames. There is more bad information and pure gossip on these boards then anywhere else. Another bad thing about these boards is that you can post as anyone you want. I have never posted on any of these boards but posts from my name are constantly being posted. If want some irreverent humor and no serious information by all means visit and have fun. Just realize that it is a sewer and nothing really there to help you.

Jade Cool, Filipina Spice, Adult Club, Tri Cams, and other Filipina chat sites: While these sites are a lot of fun and you can meet and talk with some lovely Filipinas, they are full of deceit, games, and cons. The whole point of these sites is for you to be hooked on the Filipina charm. While this is true, the other stuff they spout out at you is not true. You can quickly become jaded with the Filipinas promising the moon and delivering nothing. But, if you realize this going in and visit these sites just for pure pleasure, no problem, knock your self out and have fun. But if you are planning your first trip I would suggest waiting until you got back home and have spoken to these beautiful Filipinas in person before getting some incorrect preconceived notions by visiting these chat sites on speaking to the Filipina for the first time online.

Summary:

The last thing I can suggest you do before you make the trip is to convince a friend to go with you. As much of a great time you will have on your vacation in Angeles City, you will have more if there is someone there to share it with. But the bottom line is being prepared and taking the time to research where you’re going. This section is a great start and will get you here fully briefed but test out those links and get on those boards and you will know as much as a seasoned visitor well before you make your cherry trip.

“Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.”
-Yiddish Proverb

I will go into the specific characteristics of the Filipina, the male (both expats and tourists) as well as the local population later, but as a general overview of the Filipino race consider the following:

The Filipino is basically of Malay stock with a sprinkling of Chinese, American, Spanish and Arab blood. The Philippines has a population of 60 million, and it is sometimes hard to distinguish accurately the lines between stocks. From a long history of Western colonial rule interspersed with the visit of merchants and traders evolved a people of a unique blend of east and west, both in appearance and culture.

I truly believe it is because of these multiple races and cultures mixing and mashing together for a millennia that there is a gentler tolerance to ethnic diversity here than elsewhere in Asia. Ethnocentricity is a danger to the common good and that is against the Filipino character. (See more of this Pride factor in Profile: The Filipina.)

I always had the distinct feeling in my time in Korea that no matter how hard I tried to learn their language and no matter how immersed I was in their culture and way of life, I was always an outsider and would never measure up. Once I heard from a good friend of mine in Korea after knowing him off and on for 6 years say to a friend of his when introducing us, “For a foreigner he’s all right. Can’t help he wasn’t born a Korean.”

He was serious. After sharing so much with this man, the first thing he said about me to describe me to his friends was that I was foreign and not a Korean. You won’t get this attitude in the Philippines. While there is still a distinct difference on the way tourists and locals are treated than a native Filipino, I believe it is for other reasons and misconceptions and not because of any feeling of superiority or Social Darwinist tendencies.

The Filipino character is actually a little bit of all the cultures put together. The bayanihan or spirit of kinship and camaraderie that Filipinos are famous for is said to be taken from Malay forefathers. The close family relations are said to have been inherited from the Chinese. The piousness comes, from the Spaniards who introduced Christianity in the 16th century. Hospitality is a common denominator in the Filipino character and this is what distinguishes the Filipino. Filipinos are probably one of the few, if not the only, English-proficient Oriental people today. Tagalog is the official nati