Treasure Island Resort

Baloy Long Beach
Barrio Barretto
Olongapo City, Zambales
Philippines 2200
PH : 047.223.8890
mossubic@gmail.com
http://www.mossubic.com/TI.html

Treasure Island is one of the newest hotel resorts located on Baloy Beach opening just a mere 15 months ago. One of the Mo’s properties and local hotspots in Barrio Barretto, Treasure Island offers affordable rooms with beachfront views. The Treasure Island resort offers the best and biggest pool directly on Baloy Beach with a jacuzzi co-located with the hotel’s restaurant and bar. The pool has a 10 person Jacuzzi along with a swim-up bar and 2 seating areas for drinks or snacks. The hotel also has the largest secure parking area of any hotel on the beach. The hotel itself offers a dynamic panoramic view of beautiful Subic Bay and surrounding mountains. Wonderful evening meals can be enjoyed at the restaurant as you watch the sun sit over the Zambales Mountains to the west.

Nine months out of the year, usually from October through June, customers can relax on the “Voodoo Floating Bar” and enjoy a few cold drinks, listen to good music and chat with one of the 12-15 friendly GROs who are always willing to please. The floating bar offers a full array of local and imported drinks served to you by the friendly bartenders and GRO’s aboard serving from 12 noon until 8pm daily. The floating bar is expected to open on or about 29 October of this year at the conclusion of rainy season.

Treasure Island offers 14 deluxe rooms 5 pool-front, 1 family room and 8 spacious double rooms. The rooms are modestly decorated but very comfortable and accomodating to the travler. Expect to see some upgrades to the rooms in the coming months as Mo and his staff are working hard to improve the hotel with the feedback provided by his guests. As he told me, he’s always listening to what people have to say and incorporating it into his businesses to improve customer satisfaction. Each room provides all the amendities expected in a beach front hotel resort including queen size beds, Aircon, fan, new televisions with DVD players, WiFi, mini bar, room safe and a generator to ensure 24 hour guest comfort in case of those nasty brownouts.

Room rates:

Standard room for P1500 a night
Deluxe room for P1900 a night
Beach front for P2700 a night
Beach front suite for P3500 a night

The hotel offers a 24 hour restaurant providing a diverse menu which is currently under revision to include such dishes as Blue Marlin and imported beef from Brazil prepared on the BBQ every Friday through Sunday on the patio. The restuarant was setup with the help of Tom Dryden, known to prepare the best breakfast in the Philippines according to Lonely Planet travel guide. The food is excellent! I had the USA Breakfast on my last trip over and I have to say, it was the magnificant!

The restaurant is staffed with some of most helpful and pleasant young ladies in Barrio Barretto. They can be depended on to make your dining experience enjoyable and hassle free. The restuarant offers two large flat screen televisions that are always on and bringing you recent movies and/or sporting events to keep you entertained. You can always find something interesting to drink from their drink menu including Margarita’s, local and imported drinks to cappacino and brewed coffee.

The hotel is working hard to rehab their Kokomos/Treasure Island jeepney service to provide a shuttle to and from the many bars and nightspots here in Barrio Barretto. Currently, they are using a “tuk-tuk” (trike) to shuttle guests to their nearby destinations as requested. There is also the Arizona/Treasure Island daily van service between Angeles City and Baloy Beach. It departs from Treasure Island at 12:00am to Kokomos in Angeles City. It returns from Angeles City to Treasure Island departing at 2:00pm. The price is P399 a person and the van is a new 14 Passenger van. Its very nice and provides a comfortable ride for the quick trip along the new expressway between Angeles City and Subic. Just check at the travel office in Kokomos to reserve a seat OR at Treasure Island in Subic to reserve your seat going back

If you’re not familiar with Baloy Beach or the location of Treasure Island or Mo’s other property Kokomo’s, here’s a map to help! Come and visit Treasure Island on Baloy Beach. If your in Angeles City and want to make a visit to Baloy Beach, you can make your reservations and arrangements from the Angeles City at Kokomos’s Travel office.

Baloy Long Beach, Barrio Barretto,
Olongopo City, Zambalas Philippines
Web Addess http://www.wildorchidsubic.com/
Email address http://www.wildorchidsubic.com/contact.html
Tel. front desk
(63) 47-223-1029 office (63) 47-223-8984
16 Beach side rooms
7 Pool side rooms
8 Sea view suites
52 Deluxe rooms
Penthouse

In recent years the Subic area has witnessed rapid development and at the forefront of the areas development is the Orchid Group with their new hotel, The Wild Orchid Beach Resort.

The Wild Orchid Beach Resort is a mammoth undertaking and represents a serious investment of time, money and manpower. From its awesomely massive swimming pool, tropical garden setting, aesthetically pleasing and spacious lobby through to the modernized, luxurious rooms, open air restaurant and giant open air bar it is very obvious that the Wild Orchid Beach Resort represents a new level in accommodation excellence and is setting the standard for others to follow. Their slogan for this hotel is ‘living the dream’ and if your dream is luxury accommodation in a tropical setting then this is indeed a dream come true.

The Wild Orchid Beach Resort is divided into two separate sections. Firstly there is the main hotel area which is a four story building comprising 67 rooms, a massive swimming pool in a tropical garden setting and a large bar / restaurant area which serves as the perfect place to enjoy fine dining or as a relaxing meeting place over a few cold ales.

The second part of the resort is almost like a beach front annex comprising 16 superbly designed luxurious rooms in a beautiful tropical garden setting. The beach front units are literally a one minute walk from the main building’s entrance and are in my opinion the best hotel rooms in the entire Subic area.

As you enter the main gate you drive through a large parking area capable of holding up to 100 cars. After finding your way through the parking lot you are then dropped off at the impressive hotel entrance where the now trademark wooden tigers greet you together with friendly doormen and helpful valets to carry your luggage.

The hotels tropical pacific island theme is created right at the main entrance. The overhanging car port providing shelter from the elements has a nipa roof over firm wooden beams. There are also solid wooden pillars with Polynesian like carvings, tropical pot plants and functional red brick tiles.

The main entrance forms the entry point to the impressive lobby/reception area. The lobby itself is huge with high ceilings, overhead fans, subtle yet effective lighting, comfortable lounge seating, wooden carvings, shiny stained wooden floors, pacific island art, a giant aquarium, large windows which let in the maximum amount of light, and model ships much like those of the Wild Orchid in Angeles. This is an impressive spacious area immaculately clean and always bright and breezy giving visitors the feel of being in a Pacific Island tropical resort.

Of to the right hand side is a wide staircase which leads to a sort of mezzanine area overlooking the main lobby area.

To the left hand side is the main reception area. This is a large area with a long wooden desk behind which sit the friendly and efficient staff. The girls here are excellently trained and always eager to help answer any questions you may have. From travel arrangements, transport to local attractions, hotel bookings or just general information these girls handle it all in their stride with a friendly and efficient demeanor.

On the same ground level but out behind the lobby is Scalliwags the open air restaurant/ bar area. This is a large restaurant with a select menu of reasonably priced cuisine, comfortable cane furniture, wooden carved pillars, spotlessly clean stained wooden floors solid wooden tables which do not rock and a delightful breeze which flows of the pool area throughout the entire restaurant.

The emphasis in the restaurant is on wholesome and hearty food in large helpings. I particularly liked their breakfast selection. The pancakes are huge and perfectly cooked.

And the large breakfasts with Australian sausages, eggs, strips of bacon, and hash browns are very filling and excellently cooked.

To be critical of the restaurant I would say their menu is somewhat limited and whilst there are some very good dishes the food on the whole does not seem as good as the food in the Wild Orchid Angeles.

In between the pool and the restaurant is the main bar area. This is a huge bar which features an extensive range of alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks, comfortable wooden chairs, wooden ceiling beams, a functional polished wooden bar top, overhead fans, flat screen TV’s broadcasting the latest sporting events, a comprehensive cocktail menu and most importantly very reasonable prices. This is a large semi open air area which can comfortably seat 50 plus people with seating facing the bar and other seating directly towards the swimming pool.

A major feature of all the Orchid Groups hotels, are the swimming pools and in the Wild Orchid Subic they have designed a swimming which is truly world class. The pool literally runs around half the building. At one end it features a sunken bar area where customers can sit in the pool and enjoy a cool drink or a quick snack without ever leaving the pool. This area also features a number of stone stools firmly embedded into the pools floor.

Off to the side are two smaller Jacuzzi type pools which are very popular with the customers and

The pool literally wraps itself around one entire side of the building and is perfectly positioned so hotel patrons staying in the poolside rooms can amble into the pool at any time and enjoy a cool refreshing swim.

A trademark of all Orchid group hotels is to build the pool within a tropical garden setting and the Wild Orchid Subic is no exception. Surrounding the entire pool is a beautiful garden perfect for lounging in the sun or just enjoying a quiet drink with that special someone. The pool is an essential element of this hotel in that it helps create the tropical resort feel as opposed to being just a normal hotel. The garden is dotted with small tables and chairs together with giant umbrellas giving customers and their companions a little privacy and an escape from the elements.

The most important element of any hotel is its rooms and the rooms here are very nice indeed. There are basically three types of rooms

Deluxe rooms Php 3,100
Pool side rooms Php 3,900 and Php 4,500 Friday to Sunday Night.
Beach side rooms Php 3,900 and Php 4,500 Friday to Sunday Night.

The higher rate mentioned here is applicable on the weekends Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. The lower rate is applicable on the week days Monday through to Thursday. All prices quoted here are VAT inclusive. Check in time is 2pm and check out time is 12 noon.

The Deluxe rooms:

The so called deluxe rooms are the standard room in this hotel. To get to them you can either take the stairs or use the elevator.

The rooms start on the second floor and even as I type this report are undergoing their final finishing’s. The rooms are a decent size with excellent air conditioning units, large and very comfortable beds, nice curtains for those of us who like to grab 40 winks during the day, clean and cooling floor tiles, spacious cupboards, very clean and modern bathroom facilities including a hot and cold shower with strong water pressure, WiFi connection,room fridge with mini-bar and a large wall mounted flat screen TV with full cable access. I particularly liked the color coordination in these rooms. Sticking with the theme of stained brown wood contrasted by pristine white the rooms are pleasant on the eye and very tastefully designed.

The Poolside rooms:

The poolside rooms are more expensive yet undoubtedly they represent a level of luxury hitherto unseen in Barrio Barretto. The rooms are huge and incorporate a giant and comfortable bed, comfortable furniture, spacious cupboards, bed side tables, cable ready flat screen TV, WiFi connection, efficient air conditioning, overhead fan, large bathrooms with hot and cold water showers and Jacuzzi, subdued but efficient lighting, in room refrigerator, mini bar and personal safe.

They also have family poolside rooms with an extra bed

When they say poolside they mean poolside. Each room has a sliding glass door which when opens leads directly into the garden area and swimming pool. The doors are also heavily draped for those of us whose habits are more nocturnal. These rooms are more like a luxury tropical villa than a hotel room.

The large Jacuzzi is an added attraction in these rooms.

The Wild Orchid also has on the 4th floor Executive Jacuzzi rooms and on the 5th floor a Penthouse. At the time of writing this report these were still under construction. It is projected that the 4th floor rooms will be completed by the end of August and the 5th floor Penthouse completed by late October. These rooms are destined to be something special offering luxurious fittings, a complete range of modern facilities and panoramic views of Baloy beach and the entire surrounding area.

The Wild Orchid Subic is situated on a huge block of land offering massive potential for future development. The rooms from the 4th and 5th floors offer splendid views of the land and its future development will no doubt place this hotel even farther ahead of its competitors.

The beach side rooms:

Just across the road from the main building are the beach side rooms. These rooms are in my opinion truly world class and herald a new level of excellence in accommodation for the Subic area. There are 16 beachside rooms all in a beautiful tropical garden setting that is fronted by the beach and gently lapping waters of Subic Bay. Each room has its own balcony with table and chairs. These make an ideal spot to have your breakfast from or to sit and watch the sun go down as it majestically sets over Subic Bay.

There are 16 beachside rooms and like the poolside rooms, these are more like luxury villas than rooms. Each room is large and features a big comfortable bed, spacious cupboards, a personal safe, efficient air conditioning, a huge wall mounted, cable ready, flat screen TV, bedside tables, plenty of lighting, a sliding glass door leading onto the garden and beach area, a large Jacuzzi and ‘rain water’ hot and cold shower, refrigerator and mini bar.

There is also a restaurant and bar area in the beach side compound however this is still in the process of being constructed.

Summary of the resorts amenities:
*16 Beach side rooms
*7 Pool side rooms
*8 Sea view suites
*52 Deluxe rooms
*Penthouse
*Non Smoking rooms available
*Beautiful lobby with Scalliwags restaurant poolside
*Barefoot bar and bbq located on the beach
*The Famous 65m Pool with 14 seat swim up bar
*Outdoor and Undercover Pool Jacuzzi
*Happy Hour starts 3pm daily 50 pesos drinks

*Free High-Speed Wireless Internet Access in all rooms
*WiFi throughout the resort
*24 Hour Room Service
*Full service Travel Agency onsite
*Airport and Local Transport Service
*Passport Visa Extensions

*Business centre facilities
*Conference room
*24 Hour Security
*Foreign Exchange
*Laundry Service
*Back Up Electrical Power Generator

The Wild Orchid Subic heralds a new era in accommodation and is truly a first class hotel offering a level of luxury hitherto unseen in Subic. Following in the footsteps of The Wild Orchid Angeles the hotel is designed more as a high class tropical resort with an emphasis on light breezy design, and a majestic swimming pool in a tropical garden setting. When staying here it really is like living the dream of another day in paradise.

The Wild Orchid Subic is an interesting concept in that it offers a new level of luxury previously unheard of in the Subic area. Some people have said Subic is not ready for a classy resort hotel such as this but the boys from the Orchid group have taken their experience gained from their hotels in Angeles and are applying the same principals to this development.

When gathering material for this review we asked what is their projected occupancy rate for the high season and we were told 80%. Knowing Subic fairly well I questioned if they could really achieve this pondering the fact that the rooms here are more expensive than their competitors. I was told they are expecting a lot of customers from Angeles and weekend customers making the trip up from Manila. Secondly they expect to receive a large amount of patrons from the various Korean owned businesses that seem to be developing everyday out on the Subic Base.

The Wild Orchid is slightly more pricy than other Subic hotels however it is also a higher standard of accommodation and best of all it is part of the Orchid Group and as such AE friendly. Wild Orchid Subic offers a 10% discount of the total bill to all AE members making this a very reasonable alternative in the luxury accommodation market. If you feel like a holiday by the beach but want a little bit of luxury at the same time we thoroughly recommend the Wild Orchid Subic.

Just the other day a friend and I were having a conversation with some of the local bargirls when he turned to me and said, “have you ever noticed how these girls speak”? I looked at him in bewilderment and answered, “what do you mean”? He replied, “well they speak a little bit English, a little bit Tagalog and they have all these weird sayings which I only hear from the Filipina bar girl”. I thought about this and realized he was right.

That night I pondered our conversation some more and concluded that there is in fact a complete bar girl lingo which is only found in the Philippines. From here it was a logical extension to think, hey this would make a great column for AE. So without further ado here is my column ‘bar girl speak’ and it is my sincere hope you will find this article humorous, informative and most importantly entertaining.

Prior to citing examples of bar girl lingo I feel it is important to note that many of the sayings are in Tagalog whilst others are in English or a mixture of Tagalog and English called Taglish. The mixture of Tagalog and English is important because it is this mixture which leads to the amusing and at the same time frustrating application of new meanings to English words and the total mishmash of grammatical rules.

In order to maintain a logical sequence I have divided this article into two separate sections. The first section will examine the Tagalog sayings and expressions then the second section will examine the English and Taglish sayings.

Perhaps the most common word and definitely the most confusing is the Tagalog word ‘ano’. The literal English translation for this word is ‘what’ however the Filipina will use this word in an English sentence and in a way that has nothing to do with its literal meaning. They use the word ‘ano’ as we would use the phrase ‘what do you call it’. In other words it is a generic word they use when they forget the actual name of something or they forget the correct English word to describe something.

To this day I remember back in 1991 when I first came here and was planning a trip to my girlfriends province. We were down in Peurto Galera and I asked her “what is the name of your province”. She looked at me dumfounded, thought for a while and then said “its ano”. At the time I had only been in the country 2 months so I had a look at my handy map of the Philippines and after much scrutinizing I found an Island called Ano. Feeling proud of myself I showed her the map and said “hey look sweetie I have found your island on the map”. She sauntered over looked at the map and said “that not province” then she pointed to Masbate and said “that province me”. Now I was a bit confused so I asked her “why did you tell me your island is called ano when it is really called Masbate”. She looked at me as if I had just suffered brain damage from getting hit on the head by a falling coconut and replied, “because ano”. Then and there I gleaned this word ‘ano’ has multiple meanings and if I was to ever get a grasp on communicating with a Filipina I better do some more research and come to terms with ‘ano’.

Another well known phrase commonly used by Filipinas is ‘bahala ka sa buhay mo’. Literally translated this means ‘it’s up to you, it’s your life’. This is often shortened to bahala ka and its colloquial meaning will vary according to the tone of voice it is said in. If it is said softly it is a sign or minor exasperation or annoyance, if it is said loudly and aggressively it is basically a way of telling you to stuff of or do whatever you want it’s no concern of mine. This is an interesting phrase because implicit in its meaning is actually a sort of resignation or conceding to another’s point of view or behavior without loss of face. In English we have much the same sort of colloquial phrase, for example when we are having an argument with another person and that person asserts a point of view which we do not have a counter argument against we will often use the expression ‘whatever’. This acknowledges that you have heard the other person’s viewpoint but you don’t recognize it as valid or important so you brush it aside and diminish its importance by saying ‘whatever’. This is exactly the way Filipinos use bahala ka.

Another very common Tagalog expression that will often come out in the middle off an English sentence is ‘ay naku’. I asked a friend of mine, Tagalog Mike so called because of his fluency in the language, what this means and he gave me the following reply. “There is no literal translation for this but it is used as a sarcastic expression designed to convey a feeling of frustrated opposition towards a preceding statement by the other conversant or at a certain situation”. When you hear this there is no need to run for the hills but be aware for whatever reason she is frustrated or anxious and the infamous Filipina temper is simmering.

Whilst on the subject of simmering tempers the one phrase you should always watch out for is ‘Puntang ina mo’. Literally translated this means your mother is a whore and when said in a raised voice it is the ultimate insult and expression of anger. This is a particularly powerful phrase and no matter how fluent a Filipina may become in English when very angry that same Filipina will revert back to tagalog and shout puntang ina mo. I remember well the fights I would have with my Filipina wife and when she reached a certain level of anger she would always shout puntang ina mo. In every other state of mind she would argue her case in English and she could play scrabble like a linguistic demon however, when the blood boiled she would always revert to the ultimate Tagalog insult, puntang ina mo.

When said in a loud voice this phrase is both an insult, an expression of anger, and a warning that you have a seriously pissed off young lady on your hands. The Filipina will use puntang ina mo as we would use fuck you or call someone a mother fucker. If it is said in a high angry voice get ready for all hell to break loose and always remember the old saying ‘hell hath no fury like a woman scorned’.

Like the word fuck puntang ina mo has several variations of usage. For example just as we would use the word fuck to express our anger or disgruntlement at a mistake we had made or a certain situation the Filipina bar girl will use puntang ina in the same way. When using this phrase to express disgruntlement, irritation, annoyance or minor anger it will be shortened to puntang ina and it will be said in a lower tone of voice.

There are numerous Tagalog words and phrases that you will hear bar girls expressing on a regular basis. Some of these are sira ulo crazy head, sigina now, bastos rude or offensive behavior manyakis maniac and ————-.
There are of course hundreds of other Tagalog words and phrases and in many ways I have just scratched the surface. However when communicating with the Filipina bar girl a little knowledge goes a long way and it is my hope that the examples I have given you here will help you in your dealings with them.

Many of the Filipinas sayings are in English but because they apply new meanings to English words and disregard grammatical rules, these sayings are often amusing as well as confusing. Other sayings are in a mixture of Tagalog and English which the Filipinos claim is a language in itself called Taglish.

One interesting thing about Taglish is how English words are used in a new context and as such take on a new meaning. For example a common expression among bar girls is “you drive”. I remember when a girl first said this to me and I said no honey we are going to get a trike home. She gave me an indignant look and asked “why you talk about trike driver? I no have trike driver”. Eventually I got her to calm down and the evening was a success but for a while there it was touch and go all because I didn’t understand the meaning she had applied to the word “drive”.

There are numerous English word expressions that are unique to the Filipina and these are at best amusing but most of the time just confusing. One of my favorite expressions that you commonly hear from the Filipina is “you be the one” or “I be the one”. When I first heard this I asked myself what does she mean “I be the one” then I realized she was saying that she will be the person to take a certain course of action. Basically this is not incorrect English but because of the uniquely Filipina way the words are grouped together, it is a little confusing.

Another confusing aspect of Taglish is the mixture of gender. A female will be referred to as he and a male will be referred to as she. Many times you will be having a conversation with a Filipina and she will be referring to another female as he. “My friend he maganda” or a male as female “she is good guy”. After a while you get used to it but when you first encounter the mixing of genders it is confusing to say the least.

Filipinas are renowned for their volatile tempers and one of my favorite expressions unique to the Philippines is their description of this volatility ‘high blood’. I can remember when I first heard this expression and I thought my girl had a problem with high blood pressure. I asked her what medication she is taking for her blood pressure problem and then my more experienced friend sitting next to me said “no you misunderstand, when she says she is getting high blood she means she is getting angry”.

Basically when they describe a person as having high blood they are referring to a state of anger or a high level of agitation. In English we have a similar expression when we describe someone as being ‘hot tempered’ and I guess ‘high blood’ is the Filipino equivalent.

Perhaps the most common saying especially amongst bar girls is ‘see how you are’. Basically when they say this they are referring to what is best described as eccentric or unconventional behavior or attitude. This is a very common saying and often said more out of habit than anything else. This saying has now become so entrenched in the bar girl idiom it is an everyday occurrence to hear it. This is a lighthearted saying and when it is said to me I always reply, “see how you made me”.

Another saying unique to the Philippines is “for a while”. Any of us who spend time here have heard this saying especially when purchasing something or asking a question to which they don’t know the answer. They use this like we would use the expression ‘hang on’. When you hear this they are basically saying can you please wait for an indeterminate amount of time while I find out the answer to your query. Noticeably the word while is not time specific so ‘a while’ could mean one minute or twenty minutes depending on the situation. Many times I have asked my bar staff a question and for an answer I will get a scratch of the head, a vacant look and “for a while daddy”. Invariably when I hear “for a while daddy” my question has been relegated to the too hard basket and I am not going to receive an answer.

Another uniquely Filipino phrase is, ‘same same but different’. When I first heard this I thought, how can two things be the same yet different? This statement seemed totally illogical to me and then after some years of living here it occurred to me that somehow a seemingly contradictory statement such as this makes perfect sense within the cultural context of the Philippines. I realized it was simply a matter of them leaving out the qualifying word, ‘appear’. For example two objects may ‘appear’ to be the same and yet in reality be very different hence the expression, ‘same same but different’.

An expression which to this day gives me a little chuckle whenever I hear it is “bar happy”. Very obviously they mean bar hopping but somewhere along the line it got misinterpreted as bar happy and for many that is how it has stayed. Like most things on the surface level, confusing the word hopping with happy seems ridiculous but a little deeper thought reveals a logical reason why things like this occur. I remember sitting in Mistys in 2004 when one of the girls said to me “Daddy my customer have two legs diba so why he want make hop to the bars when he can walk”? At the time I was laughing so hard I didn’t have a chance to explain what bar hopping meant but some years later when thinking back to this incident I realized how a saying like let’s go bar happy makes a lot more sense to a Filipina with a limited frame of reference, than let’s go bar hopping. After all everybody wants to be happy but not everybody wants to hop.

Another classic bar girl saying is to call a man a butterfly. When they call you a butterfly they are referring to the fact that you are having sex with a number of different girls. I always found this a cute analogy especially when you think of a butterfly flitting to different flowers in search of pollen.

I don’t know about you but all of the above scenarios have happened to me and I always wanted to get my own back by taking my female partner to some man type shops. You guys know the sort of shop I am talking about, things like hardware stores, electronic compliances shops, and auto parts shops. So when Shagger actually suggested taking the girls shopping at Marina Markets in down town Mabalacat I eagerly accepted.Given the current weather conditions in the Philippines, the back to back traffic on McArthur Highway and the total absence of any air-conditioning in the markets I knew this was going to be a hot trip but it was worth it just to see the looks on our respective partners faces.We rode the bikes down wearing helmets because of the eagle eyed cops that tend to congregate outside Dau, Pure Gold. The trip took us about 20 minutes because we were not sure of the markets exact location and when I naively asked Shagger who was in the lead, “do you have any idea where we are going”, he replied a simple “no”.When we arrived at the markets Shagger decided a general inspection was in order so we rode the length and breadth of the markets whilst being harassed by Filipino hawkers to park our bikes in their chosen spot so they could ask for money when we were leaving. Eventually we found a spot where there were no Filipinos claiming territorial rights and from there the adventure began.First stop was a shop selling a variety of wares with the prominent item being wheel barrows and a variety of hosing. For us guys it was actually quite interesting to see the different types of hoses and wonder what they are used for and how much they were, however within two minutes the girls were shaking their heads in disbelief. They never said anything but I could tell by the withering looks cast in our direction the girls were not impressed at being dragged out to the markets just to look at wheel barrows and hoses.

I have lived in the Philippines a comparatively long time but the ingenuity of these people never ceases to amaze me and this ingenuity was clearly evident in these markets. There are very few stores which specialize in selling one item in fact 99% of them can best be described as general merchandise stores which will supply the whole gamete of goods. There is literally something for everyone here.One store that did seem to specialize was the bathroom fitting store. If its bathroom appliances or fittings you are looking for, look no further than here. They literally have everything from taps, shower nozzles and bathroom sinks, through to, bathroom cabinets, toilet bowls, bathtubs, and water heating systems.

We had great fun picking out certain items and asking the girls to tell us what they were. For example one shop was selling specialized dual shovels used for digging an oval shaped hole to place fence poles in. The girls took one exasperated look at these and declared “what do you think of us, girls don’t know like that”.Shagger was in proverbial ‘hog heaven’ when he discovered the tools shop. I pointed out to the girls that for us men this was what a jewelry shop was for women. They looked at me as if I was totally nuts and said “there is no jewelry here”.

Since I was on a roll I asked Mr’s mjibbo what do you call these and pointed to some hand trolleys.

Her reply was “what do you think of me stupid. I may not know what they are called but I know what they are used for”. Ok then what are they used for I glibly asked. “They are used for carrying beer or ice” was the instant reply. In other countries the answer would have been they are hand trolleys and used for carrying heavy or awkwardly shaped objects however, in the Filipinas frame of reference objects such as hand trolleys are not defined by their name but by their usage. For the Filipina the objects name is irrelevant, what is important is to know what the object is used for and in this case it was used for carrying beer or ice, two essential items in Philippine life.Later on that night her words were to become eerily prophetic.

The markets are a huge sprawling affair but most of the action is contained in two separate concrete buildings.

When you walk through here it is like being in an old fashioned bazaar with long dark hallways and little stalls tucked into every nook and cranny. This is not exactly the air conditioned mall so expect to work up a healthy sweat no matter how slowly you amble.

When I say there are literally thousands of different items I am not exaggerating and being a kiwi I was very happy to find a good old fashioned pair of Wellington boots. Note the anxious store owner behind me wondering if the crazy foreigner will lash out and purchase his exclusive “wellies”.

Mr’s mjibbo wandered around having a look at things but didn’t seem too impressed. She wouldn’t enter the exercise equipment store and even asked me “if you want exercise why don’t you walk the dogs it’s cheaper and more good for you”.

Here was a bike desperately in need of Ratchets attention

It is quite entertaining wandering through these dimly lit corridors and you will be amazed at the variety of items for sale here. This is very much a Filipino area and foreign shoppers are few and far between however at no time did we feel unsafe or threatened, in fact quite the opposite all the Filipinos were friendly eager to show us around and even more eager to make that all important sale.If you live here and need to purchase some tradesman like items this is the perfect place. If you are a visitor to Angeles and want to get a feel for Filipino society outside of the bars this is an interesting and insightful excursion.

Our good friend JC over at Margarita Station sent us a link to a great trip report on Corregidor Island which he recently went to and offered us to let all our members know about it here on AE.

Corregidor is a small rocky island in the Philippines about 48 kilometers west of Manila which is stragetically located at the entrance of Manila Bay. This island fortress stands as a memorial for the courage, valor, and heroism of its Filipino and American defenders who bravely held their ground against the overwhelming number of invading Japanese forces during World War II.

Also known as The Rock, it was a key bastion of the Allies during the war. When the Japanese invaded the Philippines in December 1941, the military force under the command of Gen. Douglas MacArthur carried out a delaying action at Bataan. Corregidor became the headquarters of the Allied forces and also the seat of the Philippine Commonwealth government. It was from Corregidor that Philippine President Manuel Quezon and General MacArthur left for Australia in February 1942, leaving behind Lt. Gen. Jonathan M. Wainwright in command.

Although Bataan fell on April 9, 1942, the Philippine and American forces held out at Corregidor for 27 days against great odds. On May 6, 1942, their rations depleted, the Allied forces were forced to surrender Corregidor to Lt. Gen. Homma Masaharu of the Japanese Imperial Army after having successfully halted the Japanese advance on Australia. It was only two years and ten months later in March 1945 when the Allied forces under the command of General MacArthur recaptured Corregidor … making good his promise to return to the Philippines.

The big guns of Corregidor are now silent and the ruins of buildings, structures, and tunnels in the island tell a very moving story of a war that has claimed so many lives. A visit to this former battleground is a memorable experience especially for those who cherish and value peace and freedom. In his speech delivered at the signing of the surrender of Japan aboard the U.S.S. Missouri at Tokyo Bay on September 2, 1945, General Douglas MacArthur said, “It is my earnest hope and indeed the hope of all mankind that a better world shall emerge out of the blood and carnage of the past - a world founded upon faith and understanding, a world dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance and justice.“

You can read all about JC’s report by clicking below. There are a ton of great pictures there as well!

1.) Why did you come to Angeles?

I come to Angeles because I want to help my family and to have a

better life. I want to find a foreigner boyfriend, and they can support

me what I need. Because we are a poor family and I really want to give a

better life to my parents .

2.) Why did you get job in Chatroom?

I not want to work in a bar dancing. I get job in chatroom because my cousin worked before in chatroom and she tell me about the job.

3.) How long before you found a boyfriend?

I find a boyfriend in chatroom after more than 3 months. And I realize its

really hard to find a boyfriend, because I don’t know who is serious to

me. And a lot of guys doing bola bola to the girls all the time.

4.) Why did you choose that guy and what was he like?

I choose that guy because I feel in love with him. He has always time

for me and understand my job. And nice person, then after a couple of

months he suggest me to stop working in web site. And he decided to

support me for not working in chat. He say he like the Filipino woman because they are sweet, kind, and understanding.

5.) What happen when you meet him?

When I meet him its hard for me because I hear that first he go to the province to meet his old girlfriend. It hurt me to know he was in the province with his old girlfriend. This girl is already married to another foreigner. He just said they only a friend. But I didn’t believe what he

saying to me when we meet. Then he come to Angeles with his old girlfriend and we meet. She tell me that her husband know she is with my boyfriend and he OK because he think they are just good friends. Then he get me a computer so I can work in Chatroom from my apartment.

6.) What happen after he left Angeles?

Until he go home on his place until now were still together and I don’t

know if his old girlfriend and him has still communication each other.

I’m just happy working in web site again, I’m trying to find a new boyfriend even if I’m working on my other boyfriend business because it hurt what

he done to me. But I will move on and someday I can find a right guy

for me.

7.) What did you do when you find out he bola bola you?

When I found out he bola bola me of course its really hurt and hard to

forget because I really love him. I want to kill him because I hate

him so much for falling me down. After a few weeks I realize that I need

to survive and make a new life again. So I go back to work for him but na I look for new boyfriend as well.

8.) How is your life now?

I’m still working in web site for my first boyfriend and he give me P15,000 a month include my salary for webchat. My second

Boyfriend send me P10,000 per month. My 3 rd boyfriend send me

P10,000 a month but I said each of them I have only one boyfriend every time they ask me

9.) What happen if 2 of your boyfriend come to Angeles at the same

time?

If my 2 boyfriend come here in Angeles I will meet the one who give

Me a big support. And I will stay with him, of course I will stay with

Him because I love him as well. While my second boyfriend I will lie

To him, I will tell him that I’m going to Manila or province to have a

Short vacation and visit my family .

Thank you MaryAnn.

You are welcome Miss Sinag

I got this green…slime…oozing out of my air con.

Can’t be good, I figure.

I walk up the road, to talk it over with AC’s version of Ned Flanders. “Needs cleaning,” he says, “dust fucks the thing up.”

I knew that - just slipped my mind for 4 years.

“The slime?”

“Dunno. Lemme call the guy I use, he’ll take a look.”

Appointment set for tomorrow morning at 10, I walk home with a righteous sense of accomplishment. We’re gonna have clean air con, I proudly tell Honey Ko. She motions that I am blocking the TV.

The next day around 2:00, it dawns on me they ain’t comin’. No big deal, except the usual pain in the ass of having to “servicepersonproof” the house - securing anything even remotely valuable or breakable.

An hour or so later, I hear something scraping against the outside screen. I swing the inside wooden door open a crack to have a look…

“Yeah?”

Two guys standing there, one wearing a big smile and a stained wife beater - other looks like he’s been sleeping in a air duct. “Hello, Sir,” holding up a rag-filled plastic bucket with a hole in it. “Air con clean Sir? Air con clean?”

Fuck me . I smell a rat. These guys can’t be real. This thing’s got that asshole Tracker’s name written all over it…

“Who are you?”

“Air con clean, Sir.”

I play along with Tracker’s little practical joke, wondering where he found these two. “You got any tools?”

“In truck, Sir,” guy says, pointing…

I turn. Random mounds of debris piled against a burned-out lawnmower motor, all sitting on a sideless, almost rusted-through bed. Thing’s listing at a 45 degree angle, perched precariously on four slick-bald tires. Oh, goodie.

But, on the other hand, a actual vehicle – good sign, that.

Still suspicious, I ask again, “Tracker not send you?”

“Sir? Want air con clean?”

I look at my watch, “supposed at be here 10 o’clock right?” I know it’s moronic and totally futile to point this out.

“Sir? Want air con clean?”

My customary oh-shit-I-gotta-deal-with-service-people migraine makes its brainbashing appearance.

Two guys wearing pancake-thin flip flops - gotta truck bed strewn with garbage plus a dirty plastic bucket. Supposed to remove two mechanically delicate, 1½ ton air cons from way way high up in the walls – first, unscrew three really small Phillips Head screws located in strange places and wrestle an awkwardly shaped but tightly fitted cover off without damaging the filter. Then, maneuver the heavy, bulky unit itself out of its crooked galvanized steel mounting; carry it through the bedroom, into the living room and finally outside. Wash it down thoroughly using specialized chemicals and water from a hopefully hi-pressure hose. Then, correct numbers of parts snugly back in their correct places, reverse the entire procedure.

Wearing flip flops. Using a broken bucket.

Pretty much 8 to 5 against , I think despairingly. Shuddering at an unbidden image of a foot being mashed into bloody goo, at least they’re here, I figure, what’s the worst could happen?

Anyway, the slime seems to be oozing a bit faster since yesterday and now has this hazy reddish glow going on.

Fuck it .

I swing open the door, yelling, “Honey Ko, air con guys’re here.” Still suspicious, I tell her, “ask if Tracker send.”

She looks confused. Sudden burst of Tagalog. “Not understand who is Tracker. Say come clean air con. You want?”

“Yeah, yeah. But just look at ‘em.”

“What is problem? You want clean, or not?”

I clasp my hands tightly to my throbbing skull. No, I shriek inside my head, no no no! I don’t want these two guys anywhere near my air cons. I want a real guy – one’s got a clean white truck, an’a uniform, an’a tool belt, an’a clipboard with written orders, and actual shoes…

Then again, I think, guy like that might want actual money.

“How much cost?” I ask Honey Ko.

“300 Pesos.”

“C’mon in, boys!”

Hoping to avoid any blood spatter, I stand well out of the way.

Well, it is that time once again to unload a bunch of pictures I’ve taken over the last few months or so that just didn’t seem to belong in their own news item but were of interest enough (at least to me) to be put somewhere.

So, that is why we are here. To play that age old game of show and tell. Pretend we are back in school and it is my turn to stand up in front of the class and ramble on a bit about nothing really important.

Ok, enough snickering… I know most of you think that is business as usual for me, right? LOL

First up is yet another Western Union has opened up in Angeles City. This one is located between Margarita and 7-11 and by location should be pretty popular with the local bar girl population. I find this amusing as I did a quick search on the Internet on Western Union locations by using their Site Locator and this is what I found: Los Angeles, California, a city with a population of more than 4 million people, has 5 Western Union Official offices. Angeles City which has a population of about 300,000 has 32 locations. Just amazing…

Here is an interesting item. On most club doors now there are posted signs stating that minors are not permitted into the clubs.

The weird thing about this is that there is no posted age and I have heard many different stories on what it means. I have even heard that the age difference is different for girls and guys where a girl who is 18 is not considered a minor but a guy needs to reach 21 for this same honor. Then there is the question of drinking age and smoking age, etc.

However, whatever the meaning all the clubs now sport this sign. I am sure that it was mandated from the Mayor’s office, of course. There is no way that all the clubs would come together on something so trivial as a posted sign. So the real question is, is this actually doing anything or just for show?

You be the judge…

Hi there folks and welcome to Mjibbo’s personal collum another exclusive first for Asian Escapades. This collum will be a bi-weekly event with the sole intent of supplying you the reader with valuable up to date information, entertainment and wherever possible a darn good laugh.
The collum has been a long time coming and is in a way, very ironic. When I first came to the Philippines back in 1991 I did so with the idea of writing some articles about the place then going back to Australia and trying to sell them. Well the intent was there but somewhere along the line I got distracted and what was initially going to be a two week visit has turned into a 17 year sojourn of pussy and alcohol. However, despite the copious amounts of alcohol and the resultant brain cell obliteration I have managed to retain a lot of information about the Philippines and it is my sincere wish that readers of this column will find this information entertaining and in some cases helpful
Over the years I have heard literally thousands of people rave about Angeles and talk about what a fun place it is. However despite their enthusiasm there has always been one draw back and that is what to do in the day time. As most people are well aware the Philippines is a tropical climate which means hot humid days and warm balmy nights

The daytime heat for those not acclimatized or for those of a more portly build (such as myself) can be oppressive and it is very common to see expats and tourists alike seeking refuge in a day time bar or just staying at home in front of their trusty Aircon.
Whilst all this is well and good the average human being can only do so much bar hopping and staying at home everyday gets monotonous very quickly. So when a person has had their fill of these activities the question still remains. What is there to do in Angeles during the day?
Personally speaking I like to escape the daytime heat by taking a dip in a swimming pool. Here in Angeles there are numerous different types of swimming pools ranging from the social pool where one goes to see and to be seen through to the lap swimming pool, the pseudo rock pools, the giant public pools with water-slides, the jungle pools and the kiddie pools. Listed below are some of my favourite pools along with useful information such as how to get there, how much is the entrance fee, what are the best days to visit, what is the poolside service like, the level of cleanliness and the poolside amenities .

The Clarkton Hotel

One of my all time favourite Angeles swimming pools is at The Clarkton Hotel. The pool is oblong shaped and approximately 10 foot deep at the deep end and 3 foot at the Shallow end. The advantage this pool has is that it serves the dual purposes of a place to relax and cool down or for the more serious swimmers whose idea of exercise extends beyond lifting a cold SMB, it is good for swimming laps.

The Clarkton pool is approximately 15 meters long and 5 meters wide. It is surrounded by comfortable deck chairs and tables with 4 seats and overhanging umbrellas. The overhanging umbrellas are an important feature as they provide shade for when you have had enough of the sun or for your Filipina partner who doesn’t like the sun because she will “get dark”. The pool is open to the public but there is a cover charge of 100 peso per head for non hotel guests to swim

Right next door to the pool area is a big restaurant which serves good food at very reasonable prices. The menu is predominantly European but my Filipina asawa assures me their Filipino dishes are very good as well. The service at the Clarkton has always been top notch and the courteous efficient and more often than not, attractive waitresses, will gladly serve your food and drink outside around the pool area. They also have showers and a nice clean change room open to the public. As an extra benefit try to hit the pool about 3 PM when they parade the girls from Mirrors Bar around the pool. Very tasty eye candy indeed.

The Clarkton is approximately a 10 minute trike ride from the bar area of fields and the ride will normally cost you 50 peso If you have your own transportation even better as the Clarkton has plenty of secure parking space. There is a trike stop right outside the Clarkton but I wouldn’t recommend utilizing their services as they tend to over inflate their prices and in general they have an unfriendly attitude..
As a final thought after a day of fun and frolicking at the Clarkton pool make sure you order a draught San Miguel beer, (45 peso) it’s by far the best draught in Angeles.

The Angeles Sports and Country Club.

The Angeles sports and country club formerly Hidden Vale and before that Green Valley, has gone through a number of name changes yet despite the new names some things have remained the same and luckily one of those is the swimming pool.

The pool here is perfect for exercise buffs and in my opinion it is the best lap swimming pool in Angeles. The pool is approximately 20 meters long and 7 meters wide. In the middle it is about 6 foot deep and 3 foot deep at both shallow ends. The pool incorporates swimming lines at the bottom of the pool and it is never crowded allowing swimmers to churn out the laps without interference. The charge for swimming is 120 peso per head for adults or 60 peso for kids.

There is also a small kiddies pool and a water fountain area which the Filipinas love to splash around in.

Right next to the pool is a little sunken bar area with submerged stools so you can sit around the bar and enjoy beverages and food without ever leaving the water.

The poolside menu is quite extensive and the friendly staff are quick to serve you a drink or if you are hungry recommend a dish from the menu or point you in the direction of the daily specials.
Surrounding the pool are comfortable deck chairs perfect for sunbathing, there are also 4 tables with chairs and umbrellas and 3 Bahay Kubos (small huts with thatched roofs)

Getting here is easy as all the trike drivers know it and the ride is a ten minute one which will cost you approximately 50 peso. When you have finished swimming there are trikes 100 yards from the main gate and the cost is 50 peso for a ride back to Fields.

ABC Hotel

The ABC Hotel is the latest up market hotel to be developed in Angeles. No expense has been spared in making a stay in this hotel a memorable experience. From the swanky main lobby through to the tastefully designed swimming pool this venue is pure class.

The ABC pool is small and tastefully designed. It is designed as a large rock pool perfect for a quick cooling dip. The pools depth ranges from approximately 3 foot at the shallow point and 5 foot at the deep point. The pool is approximately 12 meters long. Throughout the day half the pool is covered in shade whilst the remainder basks in the hot sunshine. This pool is not designed for swimming laps rather it is designed to offer a relaxing swimming experience.
At the far end of the pool there is an overhanging platform which makes a sort of underwater cave and provides shade for those wishing to stay in the water but escape the sun.
Around the pools perimeter are some deck chairs and some comfortable lounges. There is also a mock beach area with white sand and a nice refreshing overhead shower. This would be perfect for shower shows.

There is also a small rock pool which is ideal for the kids to splash around in and for Filipina honey ko’s who cannot swim competently.

In the background there are several tables which basically serve as an outside restaurant. The food at the ABC is good and eating outside by the pool is a very pleasurable dining experience. There is no charge for non hotel patrons to make use of the pool but it is expected that you will buy some food or beverages. Best of all Asian Escapades members get a 20% discount upon presentation of their AE card.

The ABC is approximately a 3 minute trike ride from the main bar area and it will only cost you twenty peso to get here. For those of a more energetic disposition the hotel is within walking distance from the main bar area of Fields.. When you have completed your swim there are trikes directly outside the hotel.

The Orchid Inn

The Orchid Inn is a development of the old Orchid Hotel. This development included 60 plus new rooms, a fabulous swimming pool and an Aussie style ‘beer garden’ surrounding the pool.

The pool is approximately 15 meters long and 5 meters wide. It is 5 foot 5” at the deep end and approximately 3 foot at the shallow end. The pool is a perfect oblong shape and excellent for swimming laps.
Surrounding the pool is a nice garden setting which is reminiscent of the classic Aussie beer garden. This garden features a large grassy area and 5 or six tables all with comfortable chairs and overhead umbrellas. There are also comfortable plastic chairs perfect for those wishing to work on their suntan.

Everyday the Orchid Inn staff prepare a delicious buffet which costs 400 peso. The buffet includes fresh garden salads grilled Aussie steaks steak, fresh seafood, and potato salad. Alternatively you can choose from the hotel menu which is extensive and very reasonably priced. The tables are serviced by the efficient and friendly Orchid Inn staff . If you visit this pool for a day out I highly recommend the Mango or Banana shakes they are some of the best in Angeles.
Over on the side just next to the hotels back entrance is a little pub / restaurant area. This is perfect for a quiet meal or a discreet sip of the ever present San Miguel Beer. The restaurant area includes a large flat screen TV which is used primarily for broadcasting sporting events.

There is no charge to swim in the Orchid Pool but it is expected that you will buy some food or beverages. Like the Clarkton pool, the Orchid pool combines the best of both worlds. For the exercise buffs it is perfect for swimming laps whilst for the recreational swimmer it provides a chance to cool down with a refreshing dip. Also, Asian Escapades members get a 20% discount upon presentation of their AE card.

The Wild Orchid

Situated on what was previously referred to as ‘blow road’ the Wild Orchid hotel has become a flagship for the changes that are rapidly sweeping through Angeles. Previously A Santos Street ‘blow road’, was a lahar laden little street doted with what can only be described as small shanty type buildings. Inside the buildings were Filipinas with superb oral skills and Filipinos who thought they were Filipinas, with even better oral skills.
Nowadays the street has cleaned up a bit and most of the small shanties have either disappeared or relocated. In their place is the newly renovated Honky Tonk bar, the Bourbon Street apartments and the luxurious Wild Orchid Hotel.
The Wild Orchid Hotel is centrally located boasting lavish rooms an extensive bar area and a huge swimming pool in a tropical garden setting.

The pool is more like a number of separate pools all joined into one. On the far left are two smaller pools where you can sit and relax enjoying a gentle massage from the water jets.

The main pool is about 20 meters long and it is great for doing laps as long as it is not too crowded.
On the very far left is the Outrigger Bar where you can sit in the water and enjoy a great meal or drinks without ever leaving the pool. This area is predominantly shaded and provides a welcome respite from the intense sun. An extra benefit from this area is that the hotels best looking waitresses seem to always be working there. The Outrigger Bar has a large screen television and great music played through a quality sound system at just the right level. Behind the Outrigger are the toilets and change rooms which are always cleaned and well maintained by the efficient Wild Orchid Staff.

To swim here will cost you 500 peso but this is ‘consumable’ In essence this means that if you swim you will be charged 500 peso but then the idea is for you to consume 500 peso worth of food and drink and the swimming is free.
One of the main features of the pool area is the garden surroundings. Dotted around the garden are tables and chairs with umbrellas and also comfortable deck chairs for the sun worshipers The tables are serviced by the friendly waitresses from the main bar and you will often find them walking briskly from table to table delivering food and drinks.

The Wild Orchid pool is centrally located and has become the place to see and to be seen in. On just about any day you can see a bevy of beautiful bar girls enjoying the pool or simply relaxing on the verandas overlooking the pool. A lot of the slightly more affluent locals also visit here and invariably they have a beautiful Filipina partner who struts around in a designer bikini leaving little to the imagination.
The Aussie owners have done a great job designing the hotel and pool area and it has become the “in” place to visit during the summer heat

Oasis hotel

The Oasis hotel is situated in the Oasis compound, just past the Clarkton hotel and boasts an excellent swimming pool for those wishing to escape the sweltering heat. The pool is kidney shaped and not really designed for swimming laps it is more about relaxation playful swimming and enjoying the tropical lifestyle.

Around the pool are comfortable deck chairs where quite often a few locals will congregate enjoying a quiet drink a game of cards and a refreshing swim. There is a small bar area off to the left which has several shaded tables and chairs as well as a pool table. They also serve ice cold smb and sml for 45 peso as well as a variety of dishes from the Oasis restaurant.

Just outside the restaurant overlooking the pool is a nice shaded area where one can relax on comfortable wicker chairs enjoying a cold drink or a tasty meal. The chairs are extremely comfortable and there are overhead fans to keep things nice and cool.

There is no charge to swim here however it is expected that you will buy some food or drink. All the trike drivers know where the Oasis is situated and when it’s time to leave there are trikes right outside the hotels main entrance. The Oasis is about a twelve minute trike ride from Checkpoint and will cost you about 70 peso. There are also trikes parked just beside the hotel so when you have finished swimming moving onto your next destination will be simple. If you have your own transportation there is secure parking just outside the hotel.

The Hana Mi hotel

Situated right next door to the Premier hotel in close proximity to the Petron Station is the Hana Mi Hotel. The hotel features 2 pools a 12 meter pool for adults

and a large kiddies pool with an overhead fountain

The adult pool is oblong shaped and is about 3 foot deep in the shallow end and six foot in the deep end. The pool is surrounded by tables and chairs with umbrellas and they are serviced by the friendly staff who will bring you a cold drink or delicious food. There is no charge to swim here but again it is expected that you will buy some food or drink. This is actually a nice pool and makes an ideal setting for those wishing to relax, take a refreshing swim or do some laps.
The hotel is about a 6 minute trike ride from the Fields Ave bar area and the ride will cost you 50 peso. When you are finished swimming there are a number of trikes parked across the road from the hotel or simply walk to the petron station and hop in a jeepney going down Fields.

The Sunset Garden Inn

The Sunset Garden Inn is one of the longer term more established hotels in Angeles. The hotel primarily caters for European clientele with German and Swiss dishes featuring prominently on their menu. The hotel itself is fairly basic but it does boast an exceptional swimming pool.

The pool is approximately 12 meters long with a deepest point of 12 foot and a shallow point of 3 foot. The pool is oblong shaped and perfect for doing laps in or just cooling down in with a refreshing dip. There is no charge to swim here but it is expected that you will purchase food and beverages from the bar area.

The bar area is designed in ‘nippa hut’ style with liberal use of cane .and bamboo The bar features an extensive food and beverage menu and patrons are encouraged to enjoy their meals poolside.
The pool is surrounded by several tables with umbrellas as well as comfortable deckchairs for those wishing to work on their tan. It is not uncommon for people to hold private pool parties here as the pool is a decent size and the surrounding area is quite extensive allowing plenty of room for fun and games Angeles style.

The Sunset Garden Inn is situated just next to the Petron station . It is a 6 minute trike ride from the bar area on Fields and the trike will cost you approximately 50 peso.When you have finished swimming there is always a trike or two parked outside of the hotel and the Jeepneys run every 8 minutes from the adjacent petron station The pool is open 24 hours but they do not encourage night swimming as the noise level tends to disturb hotel patrons trying to get some much needed sleep.
So there it is guys mjibbo’s review of his favourite swimming pools in Angeles. I hope this will prove helpful information for AC residents, and visitors alike See you poolside guys.

Mjibbo.

PS :Stay tuned for the next article The best lunch in Angeles or mjibbo’s guide to eating out in AC during the day..

Research, Research, Research!

I do not think that one can be too prepared for a trip. As this is the case this will be one of the longest sections to this guide as I will try to cover as much as I can to get you familiar with everything you will need to know and if it is not here in this section you will have a ton of links to find the answer to the question I don’t cover.

I suggest doing all you can and plan for as much as you possibly can before you make your visit so that once you get here no surprises will spoil your holiday. Of course emergencies and situations come up but with the right kind of planning you can minimize the chances of something happening to spoil your vacation.

You are already doing one of the best things you can do to prepare for your trip and that is reading this guide. There is also a ton of information out there on many web sites all devoted to helping you get the most out of your money and time in Angeles City.Always good to know about any weather problems coming along that might affect your travel or time whilst in the Philippines. There are many sites on the web which track major storms but one of the best is Typhoon2000.They will follow all major storms in the area and have excellent graphics as you can see from this sample to the left.There literally thousands of sites to help you research your trip. Some of these sites are, but not limited to:

Asian-Escapades: A pay site with a board, photos, reviews, and more devoted to Asian travel.

Gotophil: Another pay site that has pictures, a board and occasional news items from Angeles City.

Angeles2 Board: A message board where many questions can be answered. But beware, a lot of false information is here to and there are a lot of people who post there that are not so pleasant.

TSM: A pay site devoted to the Travel of the Single Male.

Wow Philippines: The official Philippine tourism site.

Philippine Travel - Travel advisory and tips on the Philippines.
Travel Information of the Philippines – Self titled, travel info for the Philippines.
Lonely Planet Guide to the Philippines – Very nice travel guide.
Local Time in the Philippines - 8 hours ahead of GMT
Journeys to the Philippines – One man’s views on his travels.
Philippine Consulate - Tourism/Business/Travel/Information Pages.

Immigration Law Net - A site with information on most immigration questions.
US State Department - Consular affairs, passport and visas.

Here are some links to Philippine online newspapers:

The Manila Times Filipino Reporter The Filipino Express Philippine Daily Inquirer The Manila Bulletin

And many more! Simply put the words Philippines and Tourism into any search engine and you will find thousands of sites to get information from.

The best thing to do is read everything you can and then make your own decisions. I also suggest you get on the various message boards and lurk for a while and learn which posters information you can trust and then use these to get any unanswered questions resolved. You can’t have too much information and be over prepared. Now don’t think I’m being paranoid as there is obviously a point that you will get overwhelmed with all the information, but take all advice just don’t feel obligated to follow it. Once you get to Angeles and experience you will discover how much was bola bola (false) and how much was truth. You then in turn can help the next newbie with information and together we will all make Angeles a better place and more enjoyable for all.

I will go into hotels, restaurants, and club options in later sections of this guide but realize that those opinions are just that: opinions. Read all you can about the different options then decide on what is best for you.

But first let’s discuss a few things you should do and think about well before your trip.

Passport and visa requirements.

Passport: Yours must be valid for at least six months beyond the last day of intended stay.

Visa: There is no visa required for a stay of up to 21 days. If you plan to stay longer, you will have to apply for an extension at the Philippine Bureau of Immigration and Deportation, Magallanes Drive, Intramuros, if staying in Manila or on 7^th street in Dau if staying in Angeles City.

Visas are required for business travelers. (If holding passport stamped “Executive Order Number 226,” a visa not required.) Children 15 years old and younger must obtain a visa, regardless of length of stay, if not accompanied by at least one parent; youths must also have a consent document issued by a Philippines Consulate. Visas may be obtained through the Embassy of the Philippines, 1600 Massachusetts Avenue, N.W., Washington, D.C. 20036. Their phone number is (202)467-9300. Visas may also be obtained from the Philippines Consulates General in Chicago, Honolulu, Los Angeles, New York, or San Francisco.

Many times a visitor extends his trip once getting here as he discovers that 21 days just isn’t long enough. Well don’t worry; there are many ways to extend your trip once here. You can do it yourself at the immigration branch office here in Angeles City or have one of the local travel agents do it for you. Action Travel located in Kokomo’s, Beeline Travel, or the Swagman offices can process the paperwork for you although handling it yourself is no hassle and also cheaper.

The local office is on 7th Street in Dau which is just a quick trike or taxi ride from Field’s Ave. If you do decide to go to the office yourself make sure you wear pants as they do insist on this. I have heard stories of the guard not even letting people in the door unless dressed conservatively so do yourself a favor and wear something nice but casual. The same outfit you wore on the airplane over will do nicely, but more on clothes in a bit. Back to your visa…

In about 20 minutes and for about 2000 pesos you can get a visa waiver which will allow you to stay for 38 days. If you are past your 21 days you will get assessed a 500 peso fine so make sure you get this waiver before your 21 days are up. The phone number to this office is (045)892-6110 and is a local call from Angeles City.

The following items are also required by law but on my many trips I have never been asked for them but better to be safe than sorry.

Documents for onward travel: This includes onward or return plane tickets; it also includes all documents required for entry to next destination. (If holding passport stamped “Executive Order Number 226,” no return/onward ticket is required.)

Adequate funds for stay: Not sure what they consider “adequate funds” but it is required by law so I thought I would mention it here.

International Certificate of Vaccination for Yellow Fever: Required if arriving within five days of having been in an infected area.

Other: Unaccompanied minors age 16 or 17 years or minors under 18 accompanied by one parent must carry a notarized letter of consent to travel. It must be signed by the absent parent.

While on the topic of airports and travel through them a departure tax is charged for domestic and international departures in the Philippines. The departure tax for international flights is 550 pesos; for domestic flights it is 100 pesos. Children under age two are exempt. Transit passengers are exempt as long as they remain in the transit area and do not leave the airport between flights.

Also while talking of airports let’s take a moment and go over entry and export restrictions.

Philippines detailed customs guidelines include limits on the duty-free import of tobacco and alcohol.

For tobacco you are allowed up to 400 cigarettes or 50 cigars or 250 grams of pipe tobacco (passengers 18 and older only). For alcohol you can bring two bottles of alcoholic beverages of not more than one liter each (passengers 18 and older only). I have personally brought more than this with no problems before I knew the regulations but best to know what the legal limits are. Visitors carrying more than $3,000 US dollars are requested to declare the amount at the Central Bank of the Philippines counter located at the customs area.

Prohibited items:

• Firearms and firearm parts, firearm replicas, ammunition and explosives
• Printed subversive, obscene and pornographic materials
• Drugs or substances for abortion
• Gambling machines and articles, jackpot or pinball machines, lottery sweepstakes tickets, coin-operated video machines
• Articles of gold, silver and precious metals without indications of quality
• Misbranded and/or adulterated drugs or foodstuffs
• Marijuana, poppy, coca leaves, heroin, opium or any other prohibited drugs; opium pipes and parts of opium pipes.

The Philippines takes its fight against illicit drug use very seriously so don’t even think of trafficking any illegal substances into the country.

Free export (by passengers 18 and older) of:

• One quart of alcoholic beverages
• 200 cigarettes or 50 cigars or 500 grams of tobacco.

Currency: Export of local currency is prohibited. Foreign currencies may be exported up to the amount declared upon arrival.

Antiques: may not be exported without a certificate from the National Museum.

Health Concerns:

“I consider myself an expert on love, sex, and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.” - Barbara Cartland

Now is as good a time as any to talk about some health concerns while traveling in the Philippines. I do not share this information to try and scare you or dissuade you from making a trip here but feel that this information should be known so you can make your own decisions.

Food/Water Safety:

Bottom line on water: Drink bottled water when in the Philippines!

Unlike in other countries, the Philippines’ water problem is not due to its shortage but to its uneven distribution. This inequity is worsened by mismanagement of water catchments, deforestation and pollution of water sources by factories and households. In 1992, the delivery of water supply and sanitation services in the Philippines became the responsibility of local government units (LGUs) instead of the national government. The intention was to place responsibility for the sector closer to the population. However, several years later, there has been little improvement in the water situation in rural areas. This is because as long as they remain financially and technically ill prepared for the task, the LGUs will never be able to adopt an integrated resources management approach. National government agencies face similar problems, caused by insufficient budgets and lack of personnel with expertise. In many cases, and particularly in rural areas, the private sector is in no position to offer a viable alternative. This problem is serious, because one of the principal social development prerequisites for the majority of the Philippines’ population (the poor) is access to reliable and safe water supplies, adequate sanitation facilities and efficiently operating distribution systems.

According to Dr. Peter H. Gleick of the Pacific Institute for Environment (PIE), the country happens to have 323 km3 per year of total renewable freshwater supply, third most bountiful in Southeast Asia after Indonesia and Malaysia. But think again. Of that amount, the country can only withdraw a total of 29.5 percent yearly.

Dr. Gleick, in his January 2000 edition of The World’s Water says, the Philippines will need some 393 percent of total water withdrawal starting this year 2000 until the next ten years. For the moment, only 18 percent can be withdrawn fro